@aquitainexox I wanna kw where he finds time to a; play football and b; go to watch it at the Emirates…….
I don’t have time to do either.
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@rebekkarnold I put 20,000 in an isa three weeks before Trump bombed Iran, now its 19000! So happy I took it out my savings account
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@VeitchAeternis Same with delivery drivers…….
I’m A parcel delivery driver and whenever I deliver to a migrant customer they ALWAYS come to the door on the phone and I mean ALWAYS
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Why do third worlders need to always be on the phone whilst they work as a taxi driver? 90% of rides I take the guy is speaking softly to someone for the ENTIRE trip.
Alastair Hilton@London_W4
You’ve gotta laugh I suppose. Heading home now and I thought, no, I won’t give uber my money, I’ll support a good old British London black cab. So I hailed one and here I am, with a Somali driver talking into his phone the whole journey. Reminds me of being in an uber. Apart from the price.
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Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor
Wes@wmorrill3
Cybertruck replacing Raptor + Porsche
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@matthewdmarsden I got rid of Facebook about 15 years ago when I gave my ex the password and told her to change password and delete it. Best thing that happened to me, it’s for fat birds on council estates
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@matthewdmarsden Does anyone use instagram anymore?! Gaaaaaayyyy!
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MIGRANT TASERED IN CENTRAL LONDON
This was hands down the funniest video of 2025
“Why you speaking for me”
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BREAKING🚨: We are returning to the Moon for the first time in 54 years on April 1, and no one is talking about it.
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I get so annoyed by people who just sit there when the light turns green.
Sit there for 3-4 seconds then instead of giving it gas, just let off the break and barely move for the next 100 feet.
When the light turns green….. GO
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Why do so many Men in their 20's travel to the same handful of Asian countries for an unnecessary period of time and seemingly do so little? Not fancy mixing it up and gonna India, China, Japan etc? Nah i'll just have another 3 weeks in Cambodia.
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Dude said: “I wanted to kill them all.”
An Arizona lifer takes out 3 child sex offenders inside prison.
Hero or monster?
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@BROKENBRITAIN0 St George was Turkish, you fucking stupid flag shagging bellends.
Not the flex you were aiming for, I think.
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The new England football kit celebrates English history 🏴
This is absolutely fire 🔥
I can't wait for this to come out 👀
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@Cobratate I bet Tristan there too, bitches can’t be without each other.
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My bank card expired to my YT Premum cancelled… I just tried to use YT normal
I CANNOT believe this is a thing people use on a daily basis
I understand why you think YT Premium isn’t worthwhile, because YT regular is an awful product 😂 Get premium, it’s honestly the best subscription in the world
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@FeechiNaomi 100 bucks down cover the fine or the petrol she blew
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@Gunblaze1969 Does the phrase “FUCK THAT!” mean anything to anyone
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Would you ever stop listening to an artist or stop watching an actor or actress simply because of their political beliefs?
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@PillWandering After Iraq war started
S&P 500
+0.8% in 1 month
+13% in 3 months
+35% in 12 months
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Your Stocks and Shares ISA is one of the most powerful wealth tools in the UK.
Tax free gains.
Tax free dividends.
No HMRC cut.
And every April… it resets.
£20,000 allowance.
Use what you can
Future you will thank you.
Don’t waste it.
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