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Hank Pine

@PineHank

Dark Thoughts, by Hank. Writer, actor, comicbook artist, musician, director of TV and jaywalker.

Katılım Kasım 2020
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Hank Pine
Hank Pine@PineHank·
Just blew a kiss to an angry dude in a truck who was swearing at me in traffic, and felt like it was a victory for my people. My people being the sarcastic assholes of the world.
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
Today I acquired a new level of time management that caused me to question my life, It’s called “sipping coffee while pooping” and I think we all need to slow down a bit.
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
5 Reality Shows I hope to see one day: 1. Puppy Play Parlour (Gay) 2. Touch My Cactus 3. Ghost Lovers 4. Bears Baking Biscuits (GAY) 5. Drake and Kendrick's Lamaze Maze
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
@dive_nn Yes. To do many of these. But that fever ray show I saw was legendary.
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griff@dive_nn·
my top albums of 2023, plus my other favs for the year
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
@brandonhackett Me! I just wrote and directed a campy action TV pilot called The Batshits!
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
@jimbodragclown Hahahaha! Finally! The part where the guide says, has anyone seen "bird on a wire?" And a silence falls over the crowd, is that still there?
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Jimbo
Jimbo@jimbodragclown·
I’ve been added to the tours of Chinatown that I’ve listened out my window for the past 15 years! “This is where JIMBO the World Famous Clown Lives”. I smile and wave lol👋
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
Happy Pride Twitter, been a while! Here is crop of crappy drag names brought to you by this ferry boat line-up: Ladies, gentlemen and others welcome to the stage... Faye Diddaway Phyllis Bottom Lucinda Loafers Iris Catall And the crappiest... (Enter yours here)
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
@MsKatieEllen I always have you in my plans for plan B plans, which is a good thing.
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
"Bears, they 69 and stuff." -Carolyn Mark (After informing us that bear tongues and bear vaginas are the same length. 8-10 inches.)
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Harris Anderson
Harris Anderson@hulloharris·
Elon Musk is our Edison, and has the same regard for democracy as the latter did for elephants.
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Hank Pine
Hank Pine@PineHank·
@ShirleyGnome I would prefer this in cursive against an ocean sunset. Perhaps a mountain. Maybe a dick pic.
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Somewhere, your enemy is boring someone to death with the unconvincing story of how they weren’t wrong
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Hank Pine
Hank Pine@PineHank·
Never play "Never Have I Ever" with straight people 12-15 years younger than you.
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
This place is so fancy. The "deconstructed banh mi" is a baguette, pile of meat, and a hairnet.
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Dan Duvall@DanDuvallComedy·
There are no bad names for a miniature horse. Any name you give a miniature horse will be perfect. Go ahead
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Hank Pine@PineHank·
Those who can't live, coach.
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Jimbo@jimbodragclown·
My new Spooky Single drops on Friday :) PRESAVE it here ffm.to/pumpkintits
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Jimbo@jimbodragclown·
Made it Din Unda!! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!….
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