Pinky Ring

Ladies and Gentlemen and the wonderful non-binaries. My hair is thinning again and my sweat is showering down my marbley forehead so you know it's the season. Marbula 1 is back baby! Rosa! Panther! Toe! Winky! Dinky! They may not all race, but they'll all be there cheering us on!

@Pinky_ToeJMR @cream_mints I would fucking love Marble baseball. We gotta talk to some connections and get the team ready. I’ll find a practice space for you guys to start training, this is gonna be epic

@cream_mints Marble baseball. How do we make that happen?

Velocity for Sports Illustrated.

@Pinky_ToeJMR @JMR_Pinkies @PinkyRosa14 @JMRPinkyPanther @PinkydinkJMR Great job. You guys were all fantastic. I wish Panther was on twitter. But I’m going to shower him in champagne when I get the chance

Last meeting: remember @JMR_Pinkies @PinkyRosa14 #PINKYWINKY @JMRPinkyPanther @PinkydinkJMR @Pinkyring121 accepted Praise and thanks with style and grace. No need for trash talk or hate. We are Champions now. Let us act like it. I love you guys #PinkyPower

See you all and the bees in 2023

But in all seriousness congratulations to everyone. You all worked hard to be here and you made us work extra hard to be at the top. I am so proud of this team and I hope nothing but good things for them and everyone else in the ML. Thank you all for a great year

#IKnowML22IsOverBUT this whole event is a sham and I want to talk to who ever is running this. We will not be cheated like this I- wait. We won? Holy shit!!! Let’s go Pinkies! I can finally pay back all those gambling debts! I should really get help, but tonight’s for partying!!

What we need. Tomorrow isn’t about proving anything, we’ve done that. Tomorrow is just about winning. Tomorrow decides who is remembered, and the Pinkies will always be remembered. Because after tomorrow, no one will forget the words #pinkiescomingforgold

The Pinkies were founded on the words “never give up” and I like to think every one of you has never forgotten those words. You are the greatest athletes to ever roll across marble earth. There’s a reason none of you have ever been removed or replaced, because you’re exactly

Ok. I think I got one last speech in me. @PinkyRosa14 @Pinky_ToeJMR @PinkydinkJMR No more stories, no more yelling, just the truth. No matter what they have to say you have proven it. You have proven the pinkies are not a failure, always remember that.

@Pinky_ToeJMR @PinkyRosa14 Are we the premiere team? Because I'm looking at the standings and I'm pretty sure they're telling me who the premiere team is.

@Pinkyring121 @PinkyRosa14 You are talking about us right?

Holy smokes that was intense. We put up a good fight against the event winners, but we get a respectable 8th. We hold on to the points lead, with a 5 point cushion over the Swarm. Good luck to all!

@BigGetsBigTakes Feel free to use it as my overreaction if you can.

See our interview after event 15 youtube.com/watch?v=z33q80…

@Pinky_ToeJMR @JMR_Pinkies We came third in water race, second in rafting, only one place to go for the final water event. ;)

If we want to keep those fans we must keep winning. Until they can’t deny us ever again. WORK HARD PLAY HARD. #PINKYPOWER. #PinkyPower #PerfectPink @JMR_Pinkies

Team Meeting: @PinkyRosa14 @JMRPinkyPanther @JMR_Pinkies @PinkydinkJMR @Pinkyring121 #PINKYWINKY. With 4 events left. To stay on top to the end. We need 200 points. To have a chance. There are strong teams behind us who want to beat us. There is a good chance that they can.

And I know I'm breaking my own rule already with a second tweet, but Pinky winky put glue on themselves in bowling because they thought it was too easy otherwise! Panther watched Bambi and didn't cry once! We are the premiere team, and no one will get in our gold tinted way!!!

#Iknowitsonlyevent12but This is only a fraction of our power! I watched @PinkyRosa14 split a tree in half in less time than I could see! @Pinky_ToeJMR fought off a bear with their own bare marble hands! @PinkydinkJMR drank an entire hot sauce bottle with out so much as a tear!

@PinkyRosa14 @Pinky_ToeJMR @PinkydinkJMR @JMRPinkyPanther You are all GOATs and we're partying again tonight!! Cruise ships, Champaign, hot tubs!! Whatever you want, it's on me!!!

@Pinky_ToeJMR @Pinkyring121 @PinkydinkJMR @JMRPinkyPanther This whole TEAM is the GOAT! Keep working hard, we got four more events separating us from a world championship.

Spoiler 💗💗🥹🥹 I’m on top of a ML main event podium for the first time…. WE’RE BACK ON TOP! FOUR EVENTS TO GO!!!!!

@BigGetsBigTakes It does rhyme, Told, Soul, Gold. You just have to read it in the right rhythm. But I will now restrict myself to single tweets for the rest of the league, I was just trying to experiment. I promise now only the most quality overreactions

But when it's all said and done And they've had their fun It will still be #PinkiesComingForGOLD 3/3

#Iknowitsonlyevent11BUT 1st place is gold 2nd place is silver Speeders may have speedy But we have Panther Faith may be all our fans have left The rest say we're up for leave They say the showdown is where we're set They didn't know we had 5 medals up our sleeve 1/3

@thatratintrash @momoikkai I concur

@AMM_JMR Well, what you don't know is that we are at our best when under pressure... So we'll just go with, we haven't been under pressure until now.

@Pinkyring121 If yous fail to podium after ALL this you won’t be bottle jobs You’ll be the BIGGEST circus act in the league Also watch out for the Shining Swarm ;))

Well, at least we've guaranteed people still talking about this team after the League. Either we have our first ever podium finish, and we can finally start our redemption arc. Or we will be remembered for choking a 19 point lead.