Pip Helix

It's becoming very clear who the true "monster" is. #TeamJohnnyDepp

45 incited this domestic terrorism today. He has become (even more) unhinged. He needs to be removed from office NOW. #CoupAttempt #25AmendmentNow #insurrection

Impeachment or 25th amendment. Either is fine. Must happen now. Trump shouldn't be in office another day.

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

The ransacked office of the Senate Parliamentarian:

Call me old-fashioned, but when armed insurgents breach the Capitol building at the request of a president, I'd call it an attempted coup.

When the Capitol is cleared and secured, and the joint session of Congress and the electoral vote count is completed, the House and the Senate should proceed immediately to the impeachment and removal of @realDonaldTrump.

@peterframpton Just finished your book, and I loved it! Met you briefly in '86 and you were so nice. Happy New Year!

@_dirk_diggler @capthlr Then don't

@capthlr Pls don’t swear tonight cap Lee...offensive to me and my family...don’t wanna half to report it

And we are on the air, strap in peeps.

Trump is asking about military options to stay in office. This has crossed every red line there is and every last Republican needs to declare where they stand — with the United States or with Trump.

Thank you supermarket workers, especially the online shoppers! You are appreciated!! #ShopRiteofGarnervilleNY #Supermarkets #ShopRite

Called the manager of the supermarket to tell her what a great job the online ordering dept. did. She said people have been being vicious to them for months, and thanked me profusely for the call. Really people? They are doing their best under terrible circumstances! Be nice!

@MonicaLewinsky The way you were treated is inexcusable.

most of the time i forget. but then there are days i remember, “oh yeah. i was fingerprinted at this federal building. fingerprinted just like someone accused of mass murder.” 🤷🏻‍♀️#CrazyAssLife

@PipHelix latest blog is online. A sheriff's office displays a Christmas tree decorated with mugshots. We discuss on Tuesday 6:30 - 9:30 PM Est davincomedy.com/oh-criminal-tr… #blog #Christmas #christmasdecor #christmasdecorations #Police #Alabama #ChristmasTree

@AdrienneGang Bravo re-running your season now, and I still think you got treated badly. Aleks giving Sam her whole tip after drinking on charter was infuriating! Hold your head up, girl.😊

Dolly Parton will save us all. Thanks for partially funding Covid vaccine! #DollyParton

@StephenAtHome I'm obsessed with the glug glug behind you.

Watch to the end. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. The Curb theme would actually diminish its comedic value — that’s how good it is.

People are saying that the Covid-19 cure is a mixture of bleach and ammonia inhaled deeply from a MAGA hat. #disinfectant #TrumpDisinfectant #Covid_19 #coronavirus

Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona