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Eating Michelin star tacos at places you can afford

@DENAirport Some are calling it the “most romantic restaurant in Denver”

TACO BOUT EXCITING NEWS! 🌮🥰 Taco Bell Cantina is NOW OPEN at DEN. Alcoholic beverages coming by the end of summer. 👀 📍 Located near Gate A49 🕖 Open from 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

Not sure. Nice rack though!

@MedcalfByESPN Thanks you for the info. I will be booking a place in Chaska. Found a listing that was “Conveniently located”

Just an fyi: Maple Grove is not "conveniently located within a few miles of the airport and stadium," no matter what that Airbnb host tells you.

@Roy_Anderson867 No Holster? You can’t hit a target or a green to save your life #shrink

Monitoring the situation

@DoctorMisterSir As a Colorado resident I can confirm this is true. I-70 is a nightmare

Traffic jam on 70 you know what that means

Something about hitting on a slightly overweight woman at a rockies game then ghosting her immediately. It’s like getting reps in the cage. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Rockies got me DOWN BAD

$3 beer until first pitch and we are on a weather delay #expand

Nobody here knows I run a small burner account with 54 followers

$3 beers at coors field #tapin

@gnat_rhule Your roommate must’ve been playing in Breckenridge, Colorado.

Roommates trying to tell me he hit his 7 iron 240 yards today

@stinkfacejerm This plays if you absolutely suck at golf and have a double digit handicap.

Sheep: I only play ProV1s Lion: 320 golf balls on Facebook marketplace for $50

Barista at the local Starbucks wrote “You are LOML” on my cup. Do you think she wants my cock? #lank

Project Wembanyama #would

This Min Woo Lee Lululemon fit is fantastic

The Minnesota Timberwolves got eliminated and can now join us in Cancun

@jzulgad Their super bowl was the Nuggets 😭😭

A disgusting performance.

@WolvesGotNext Yessir. Got more rings than your bum ahh franchise

Am I deadass seeing NUGGETS fans victory lapping rn????????????????

@Timberwolves @anthonyedwards Ant is the only dude on that team giving effort. He needs to go to a contender