@tobytarrant Everything alright at home mate?
Always worried about the sort of man that spends their afternoons watching Challenge TV, just hope no Brazier or Mulhern in site. That will really tip you over the edge
What were you doing in 2016?
I was dressing up as Jurgen Klopp.
Years later I showed him this photo in a bar in Munich and he said:
"Hahahahaha. That is cool. Yes!"
And then took my phone and showed it to his friends.
Best moment of my life tbh.
Thank you to everyone who came to my second ever comedy show
50 minutes of what I felt was thought-provoking and intelligent social commentary but may have sounded a LOT like a man talking about dildos
More work in progress shows to come in the new year 👍
@Pipskin I had a button open on my dress today and don’t know how many people have had a glimpse of my boobs if that makes you feel any better Pip 😆😆 xx
@Pipskin I wouldn't worry lovey. My van broke down last week and while trying to push it out of the way i actually shat myself!! The joys of age 😂😂😂💩💩💩💩
Oh GAAAAD… just told a man to go the wrong way on a train - realised too late and cringing so hard I had to tweet about it as an OUTLET to my woe😭😭😭
(note to self just say ‘I’M SORRY I DON’T KNOW ASK SOMEONE ELSE’)
Oh hi me again (on a roll… )
Just been served the SPICIEST margarita of all time… my lips are BURNING OFF
Lady comes over:
‘How are your margaritas are they too spicy?’
Me: ‘No no they’re PERFECT’
🙄🙄🙄
#British