Pirate John II

This was cute

I miss having these guys as neighbours 🙃

Can handle a white tail spider 🤌🏻

The cage is closing very fast right now. There aren’t many gaps left to retreat through.

It’s a bit of a trip when you go through life being slightly pestered by the next realm… You can’t even really talk about it without breaking almost every unspoken societal taboo..

@LaurenVella82 My inner monologue sometimes

Morning everyone

@lowlandsapien Malcolm Douglas is a legend.

Dingos on my mind

I see a lot of people post about their dreams lately. Almost like reality has shifted to place more importance on the dream world.

@themopinomicon More like ndians just arrived in Australia- coincidentally

Peter theil, i just did another poo.

@Lanceduke127729 Most people will believe this too.

High ranking 🤣 from his mums house

@space_treasure8 Only when you stretch the definition of positive to include negative (once the definition of negative has been cemented)

no bad parts

Christians and boomers have kinda done the same cuck routine since the 90’s…

You can tell it’s not a stuffed seagull cause his eyes are slightly open in this image (he looks stoned because I blew weed smoke in his face)

This is how I close I came to being the first Australian to domesticate a seagull 👌🏻

Was just scrolling through my videos looking for another spider handling video, and I totally forgot about Steven Seagull 👌🏻 Housemate came back from the supermarket with a seagull one day, and he chilled for a bit at ours..

Just had a good chat with my dog (I say it’s my dog but it’s actually my housemate/kinda girlfriends dog). I recommended not even bothering with incarnating as a human on the next one. A biggish octopus is what I suggested. She has the vital force to do either now though 🤷🏼‍♂️

@girl_wild95331 I was just chatting to my housemate about how only a very small percentage of Australians actually get to experience Australia… warts and all.

@PirateJohnII 😁 if only you knew

Super long video of me fumbling a spider whilst trying to pick it up one handed and film at the same time 🤷🏼‍♂️ (Lame Steve Irwin impersonation incoming)

@girl_wild95331 I’ve lived in remote communities short term, so I possibly get what you mean 🤔

@girl_wild95331 You’re immediately a contender for “Australian of the year”. That’s one of the most hectic things an Australian has to go through as a cost of living tax.

@PirateJohnII That’s him, they are all the way up into the Kimberley region

@girl_wild95331 Those old guys were possibly assholes too I think 🤔

@PirateJohnII They do. But I once saw this show about the Pilbara and two old fellas use them as an arthritis relief by letting them sting them on the knee 😳