A Pirate

A bad dream of a bad memory, what a terrible way to start the day

Internet: (Insert celebrity died) Me: Oh, man that's sad. Internet: They was MAGA Me: Oh... ball up top.

@MySkylarRaye I thought "dah me" like short for dominate

Guys is it “doh me” or “dah me” for that lovense hitachi???? I’m getting flamed in my chat rn

Hal researching Bolaire in the library is the Araman version of social media stalking your crush #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Still thinking about how both of the Fang brothers took one look at Azune and said "This child is now our little brother, protect him at *all* costs" #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Mooey Decimal System, ffs lol #CriticalRoleSpoilers

All these 20s, what is happening #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Murray what the fuck are you doing #CriticalRoleSpoilers

NEIN! #CriticalRoleSpoilers

"A bright and cheerful grey" yeah, alright Brennan, sure, that's a thing, why not #CriticalRoleSpoilers

"She's a maximalist" those quarters are chaotic as shit, I just know it #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Bird mention #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Sure, Hal is daddy, but also holy shit is he Dad #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Fuck now I'm gonna cry @Luiscarazo is too good at this #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Hal summoning a cat? There are Widogasts everywhere for those with the eyes to see #CriticalRoleSpoilers

LMAO not the lego caltrops #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Oh dead gods, Filoneus creeps me out #CriticalRoleSpoilers

You can reply to these messages #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Is every Azune flashback gonna be heartbreaking?? C'mon man, this kid's gotta get a win at some point #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Azune just needing a task when he gets distressed, ain't that a fuckin mood #CriticalRoleSpoilers