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sorry didnt feel like doing this anymore using this account to hold the @PitchAnimations domain main account @PitchAwsome05

Katılım Ekim 2024
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
ugh. i hate this. anyways, the lizard finally told me her name "Jexie" sounds cool. took her to get dennys because she was practically starving and she ate it all in under 2 minutes. christ.
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
she's told me more. ... just know, whoever did this shit to her, you're not safe. watch out.
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
sorry for all that, i just really want to get all these recent events off my chest
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Shapesmith
Shapesmith@SHAPE_SMITH·
is....is my ass fat?- is that a good thing???
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
she refuses to elaborate on where she came from im beginning to think that whatever shithole she's from scarred her long-term every time i ask her about it she shudders and starts hpyerventilating i gotta get to the bottom of this.
Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations

i should give the context for this- that lizard girl who robbed me month ago turned out to be less manevolent than i assumed: she's the victim of some kind of gene splicing shenanigans i felt bad and offered for her to live in my apartment she has yet to tell me her name...

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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
i should give the context for this- that lizard girl who robbed me month ago turned out to be less manevolent than i assumed: she's the victim of some kind of gene splicing shenanigans i felt bad and offered for her to live in my apartment she has yet to tell me her name...
Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations

so the lizard (she doesn't have a name yet) has gotten a lot more....social she feels the need to say "fuck" every 5 seconds... not to mention she has the voice of someone who smokes 2 packs a day i'm willing to tolerate it though. She's my first "friend" in a long time...

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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
so the lizard (she doesn't have a name yet) has gotten a lot more....social she feels the need to say "fuck" every 5 seconds... not to mention she has the voice of someone who smokes 2 packs a day i'm willing to tolerate it though. She's my first "friend" in a long time...
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Shapesmith
Shapesmith@SHAPE_SMITH·
What is that
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
turns out some mutant-lizard fuck robbed my apartment last night. i dont even know what to think right now. all of my food for this week, GONE. My bedroom, RANSACKED. i hate this fucking town i swear to GOD.
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
might get into the office business. heard you can make BANK by doing weird jobs for people. "Pitch's Odd Jobs" I like that
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
sorry guys i was on vacation. forgot my phone.
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Pitch Parody Archive@PitchAnimations·
thinking of developing an fnf mod... might call it "autism central" or something like that
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