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@Mercymasai3 Eish enganashe buana...come slowly on Nyangulo republic!

Na mkiendelea hivi nitawapostia mzee wangu sasa , nyangulo moja safii 😀…

@mbiti_mwondi At there..Mulot errands. Congratulations Dr.

Kumbe people weren’t hating on the book,ni uchumi ndio ilikua mbaya. The number of 149s that I am seeing is crazy,very humbled AF. Those who haven’t grab your book now mbitimwondi.com/?product=wifi-…

Women are solipsistic even in loving their bodies!

@Kimuzi_ Low value men step up as their mating and reproductive strategy, they do it to cover their scarce mindset.

I always want to understand the psychology of men who step up.

@ArapTilingi What contributed to the loss of this companies buana Tilingi?

Eldoret would me more industrious by now, imagine Raiply, Rivertex, KCC, Kenya Furfural Company would be so big.

WiFi economy at the top of the reading list. Congratulations @mbiti_mwondi . Unyoking the youth from the chains of analogue.

@abuyamasta Yesterday was bad @Safaricom_Care you are just a failure

Unapigia mtu simu inasema the number is nolonger in service, you double check the number and call again, this time inaingia but after 3 beeps inakuambia iko mteja, after trying the third time iko off. Finally una give up, then after some hours the person you tried calling calls you back akiuliza, "did you call me?... I found a missed call, I didn't hear my phone ringing". Surely Safaricom what's happening nowadays?

@polo_kimanii Oyaa wekeni stones bana

My brother Kevin,Unajua some of us work,Extremely hard. Mwanaume kama mimi kuambiwa nanuka jasho is not an insult,can never be. But you wouldn’t understand,when kairo employed you trying to rescue you from your underfunded alcoholism,2 hours later you were asleep under a car. Jasho utatoa wapi? You are a loser with a chronic illness I will not disclose. Claiming to have rich parents but the truth is your parents know very well you cannot survive without them,you are as feeble as a deflated penis. Umetoka rehab juzi day 2 umerudi kwa chingli. So how can you lecture a grown man like me whom families depend on, about sweating,you have never sweated. You only sweat when you’re fainting after imbibing chang’aa. Mimi ni mwanaume bana,my name is Kimani,not Cinderrela. You have no range to lecture me on hygiene,my sweat comes out as a previledge that I have done my part of the day,yours comes out as a punishment from your worn out cells

@mbiti_mwondi kiplangatpius10@gmail.com

Today being Sunday and given that I am feeling born again,I am giving The WiFi Economy Playbook for free. Just drop your email on this TL each of you will get the book for free. I hope in our next space we shall all objectively give our feedback on this. Those interested just reply with your official email address! Next week I release a psychological book “The African’s Man Identity Crisis” for men,the real masculinity talk ignore what you see on the TL!!

@KeKirwa Nekesa atakuona war leo

Nimelewa ajab sijui nitafika aje home na hii gari ya bibi. I'll have to call her anikujie.

@SomoinaKapeen Unasurrender kiroho alafu mwili uingie full submission mode! Kelome!

Mungu Baba unaingia steam sauna for 30 minutes! Unafanya full body scrub unaoshwa kama mtoto alafu 1 hour 30 Minutes massage wanatoa tension yote kwa mwili! unatoka unaskia kama umezaliwa leo! Saa hii mzee hawezi kaa 2 seconds! Ngozi ni nyororo! Relaxation mode fully on! Unaguzwa unasquirt kama mchezo! Kumbuka it only happens when you fully surrender!

@Dr_AustinOmondi An inspiration in my book

Guyton was a BEAST! Eight of his children attended Harvard Medical School, one attended Duke University School of Medicine, and one attended the University of Miami's medical school after obtaining a PhD from Harvard. Talk about greatness!

What inspires a man to look like this?

@Dr_AustinOmondi I usually engage in Simp music... The like of Brian Adams!

If you struggle sleeping, try reading a book just before bedtime and thank me later.

By not indulging with any woman.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Nothing sort of removing the locals from the shackles of poverty! Sad but the truth

Most politics in Kenya is about setting traditional deep seated ethnic scores.

I told mine as long as there is land I can't spend a shilling to buy veges, wacha tununue sabuni skari na chumvi

I can confidently say it.

@wangarimathigh @kiddiewise_ your medical experience and input here please

Guys, if starvation can kill cancer cells, why do patients with dysphagia in oesophageal tumours die 😩

@KeKirwa Have you tagged a long skirt wearers mwalimu?

Wacha tuweke foundation hapa kwa Sirma alafu tufike games. Jioni tunaingia locals. It's going to be a beautiful day.