LP

What do I need to do to get the @Delta Sync team to add Grey’s Anatomy to the seatback experience?

Had to part from my person after five perfect days together yesterday, fall of democracy possible today, have to get on a plane to go to the other side of the country and do my job tomorrow. Brain feels nuts. What do?

Just found out MJ Lenderman is 25 and now I need a minute

Hello does anyone else feel like Sam N is giving literal incel vibes? Because I cannot feel anything other than that from him

Found ten acres of land in a perfect location with access to all utilities and I’m screaming, crying, and throwing up at the possibility of buying it while my real estate agent makes phone calls for me

So fucking jealous of everyone who got to see the Death Rosenstock Chicago gig

A bird somehow got trapped in my house and died while I was not there because the bathroom is still not done and because of this I will be crying for the rest of my life

Saw a new truly unhinged pic of my old orthodontist (who has an insane name and looks like a jersey shore character) that Sam and I once laughed about for a full day and it still feels deeply unfair years later that I cannot send her this so we can scream laugh together

In my house where my bathroom is fully gutted working on making it a bathroom again with my dad and I have to poop AND pee. 1 like = 1 prayer

All my love to the person in the hotel room next to me working on a Duolingo lesson at max volume - hope you’re okay 🤍

I bingoed a date during scrabble and then was beaten by a single point. Do I have to marry this person or?

Going to attempt to buy 6 tix for Kacey Musgraves at noon because I am the only organized person within the group - send thoughts and prayers

Didn’t know you could have a dad named Brandon? #thebachelor

Okay. I have gone head first into the current season of the bachelor. And I have now gone back to the golden bachelor and I will say that all of these people are so cute I feel like I’m just gonna cry through every ep lol

@Mikaeladraws Okay that makes sense cause it feels impossible if that was the case lol

Watching the Bachelor for the first time and need someone to tell me if every bachelor is as much of a sweetie as Joey

@olalaits_french Lmfaoooo wait this is so smart because my ass is SO on the couch

I’m just gonna come right out and say it - I want to be someone’s Pookie 😔

Dear @Quaker the commercial with the high school end of period style bell scares my dog - could you change that sound to something else please? We are watching a lot of Hulu lately.

@HatieParmeter THATS MY GURL!!

When you were nervous about grad school but you get a perfect on every assignment and your professor says your pieces are "well written." La dee dahhhhh 😍