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@jones_hmbe This is more of mjandara

*mjadara*

Damn! Love really dies cause who on earth blocks you on Pinterest?

i’m still of the opinion that, even if you weren't raised properly, you’re an adult now, you’ve mixed with people.. learn from them at least.

My barber leo nayo amenipiga fade ingine mbichi mno, live scenes huku Sagana mamaee

MANAGER: ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? ME: I'M HARD WHILE I'M WORKING MANAGER:

i wonder if color blind people read Colorado as just ado

this would be fire asf

math so bad that I counted on you

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

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@izkctm @IamHumbaba Labda anaguza tu hapo kwa black na white.

b&w pencil drawing with coloured paint 😭

They've engineered the silence because they fear you more than they fear any judge. An informed public is their worst nightmare. So read the filings. Track the hearings. Ask the hard questions. The @IMFAfrica @KeTreasury, @NAssemblyKE, and every pen that signed these loans must answer. Some politicians waiting in the wings will not speak because they hope to inherit the same broken system. To those seeking office: this is a test of principle. You cannot inherit a system you refuse to question. We don't need their headlines to know our rights. The Constitution didn't give us a voice to whisper. The front page isn't theirs to give. It's ours to demand. Stay loud. Stay informed. The law is on our side #OdiousDebtKenya #PeoplePower #DeniBandia

“Pregnant woman on the bus asks me kindly if I can let her sit on my seat” Me with billions of kids in my balls

Absolutely not! I use different ones for each hair follicle.

Before I cast my vote for Edwin Sifuna as the president, I would like to see him in a position of power where he manages resources or wields immense power. A position where money does not restrict his character. That is why, in 2027, I would prefer him as a DP than president.

Absolutely nothing.

I'd slap the shit outta this lil nigga bro

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

Do rats see other rats deád and be like: No., no, not Aisha... I was with her in the bag of rice just now?😂