Plate Noise @platenoise.bsky.social

Iran disaster recap >be Orange Man >rugged his base all of 2025 >high on hubris after nabbing Maduro >declare new war against Iran, Operation Epic Fury >carpet bombs civilians in Tehran, Gaza style >khamenei assassinated by airstrike >old man was just sitting at home, waiting to be martyrd >you_activated_my_trap_card.jpeg >IRGC decentralizes command and immediately retaliates >Dubai, Tel Aviv, nearby US bases receive hellfire >strait of hormuz closed, global energy crises looms >a "3 day op" turned into DEFCON 1 forever war >entire world enraged >little marco admits Israel forced the US to start the fight >Orange Man begs for a ceasefire >iran slams the door on his face, continues total war >FAFO.jpeg >murican interceptors and air defense supplies running so low they pulled THAAD out of South Korea (SK: "what he said fuck me for??") >qatar declares state of emergency, halts all gas production >American generals tell soldiers that Trump himself was appointed by Jesus to wage Armageddon to usher in the end times I want to get off Mr Orange Man's wild ride

do yall have the vid where a dude in valorant shoots some other dude with a sniper rifle and after the click there’s a compilation of vid on how data transfers through network

Watch as fed-up motorist skips the convoy on the M7 this morning -

Imagine this, but with every city connected with high speed rail.

White-throated dipper (Cinclus cinclus)

the ideal version

Ripping off my shirt to reveal a full back tattoo of the entire Garden of Earthly Delights triptych