Plates Restaurant

@MMCrypto i like nami as a charity

For every like on this tweet I will donate $1 in #Crypto/#BTC to a mental health charity! (24h)

@100trillionUSD Hahahah!!!

Bears looking at #bitcoin $21K

@ZssBecker Very high praise, love to see the other 4

The reason why Cardano holders leave so many angry comments is because they have so much time to do stuff when sitting down to pee.

@HeartyClips Hi Richard, i have to decide who i’m paying back, my i r a or coinbase. in your opinion how real is the threat of coinbase going under

@FrankBruni Another awesome column, but what do you expect from a guy from white plains with a grandmother who cooked so well?

Bit by bit and pussy bow by pantsuit, she undermines our overlord. There's no way it isn't getting under his skin. My column, nyti.ms/2nVK83V

@mariabamfoo @EagleRockPatch Why can’t you practice in New York damm it! I want to chop things into bits and ......

This saturday, laughsontap.com, in Eagle @EagleRockPatch Rock!

@pattonoswalt Will crow t robot be there?

Raleigh, NC is one of my absolute favorite cities to do stand-up in! Did my first gig Raleigh in ‘91, opening for Bill Hicks!

@w2karp Fun!

Discovering Maraska Orahovac, the liqueur of unripe green walnut extract. Import it! #Croatia #Dubrovnik

@SarahKSilverman Will they be agnostic because of hidden resentments?

My NFL team will be called the the Boston Agnostic Jews and the mascot is a Leonard Cohen T-shirt with an open button down over it twitter.com/bobbbobbbob/st…

@SarahKSilverman Well said

Racists rarely think they’re racist, just like cults don’t know they’re cults jus like group-think zombies who say stuff like coastal elite, libtard, snowflake, feminazi, SJW etc don’t know they’re sheep w an inability 4critical or original thought IMO IMO IMO

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@SarahKSilverman Like a Ni quill day guard so you can grind medicine?

Is there a night guard for when you’re grinding your teeth in waking life

@FrankBruni Hi Frank, white plains swim team? Did u go to taco dons ins the galleria? Your best line in a review was comparing the decor in a restaurant to a Stevie nicks book club, you are the best writer the times has ever seen, i Elsie enjoyed the book about George bush

Two NYC dishes worthy of obsession now: the chicory tonnato (essentially a tuna-inflected Caesar) at Simon & the Whale and the duck at Legacy Records. Also: both restaurants super handsome.

Hi out there, Check out our bbq brunch this Sunday!

@anthonyjeselnik @RealCarrotTop The way to judge the authenticity of a red head is if the carrot top matches the carrot bottom

@aparnapkin Rainbows have better arcs

@GeorgeTakei We should all wrestle a shirtless immagrint!

@SarahKSilverman Hi Sarah, bagel shop? Too jewey as per your comments on Howard

Hi, it’s Plates. Stop in for a pizza and a glass of champagne. Happy New Year!