Clover🍀 should be drawing ✍️

Unfortunately one of our Police Dogs has tested positive for Porcine Coronavirus after coming into contact with raw gammon

@McDonaldsUK when I said I wanted a "little treat" I did still want the staff to press the 'large' button on the frappe machine... unless you're doing bigger Mcmuffins and bigger hashbrowns for a large meal the drink is the only difference so i kinda want it to be large, y'know?

I was juuuust about coping with recent high pain levels but the heat has removed all of my ability to cope 🫠

@Matt_Pinner @brockpierson Possibly... slightly older 🫠

You may be old but, are you this old??

@OneTopicAtATime Or... do?

Do not get a weight scale with a mirror finish. Do not take a picture. Do NOT send that picture. DO NOT SHOW YOUR FRIENDS YOUR PROGRESS ON A REFLECTIVE SURFACE WEIGHT SCALE.

@guspower Same has happened to me and i am here trying to find a human because I am stuck in 3 separate customer service loops

DPD UK once again gaslighting their customers. No you didn't miss me, you just didn't bother. Why do you spend time and cost sending me emails and txts when you _know_ you're just not going to turn up.

@NoNonsenseND *both* (Send help)

@ask_aubry I hope she sees this, leaves his sorry ass if she hasn't already and gets a restraining order whilst gathering all the evidence she can that he is a danger to their child

Oh no! How dare women want children to be safe. 🙄

@TheQuiver_ It was such a fun watch, though!

I can’t believe in a time where Critical Role, Dimension 20 and Baldur’s Gate are thriving we let a creative, funny and whimsical Dungeons and Dragons movie flop We should all be ashamed

2 of us just spent 4 hrs on 3 computers uncorrupting an #Adobe #AfterEffects project that died because it was linked to another project that was linked to an audio file that...it just didn't like? Got folder named "holding pen for bad files" now, so that's fun. #industryStandard

@R_Mawhinney Can't... believe this guys stance? Or Can't... be bothered to let the kids in your class exercise their basic human rights?

@PlayWithClover As a classroom teacher, I can't...

@AldiUK @Tesco Meanwhile, Aldi over here handing out beef COMPLETELY FREE 👀

Coming out of @tesco realising you just spent £40 on eggs and bread

"What radicalized you?" this girl:

everyone. be a little gay.🌈 as a treat.✨

aaaaaaa i'm super excited to announce Spilled! will be in Wholesome Direct 2024, June 8th!!! One hour of exclusive footage and announcements from 70+ wholesome indie games :D I have something really cool to show then, I can't wait 😊

have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK

Lets do compositions! These are guides, that can help you get started. And make your compositions easy to follow and readable. A thread with more examples! 🧵 1/10

Hey #gamedevs, anyone relating to this?😂🥲 BTW Happy #ShowcaseThursday! 🎮Share your game in comment! 🔁RT & like to boost visibility 💛Wishlist our game here: tinyurl.com/chickenhive #gamedev #memes #indiegamedev #funny #gaming #indiedev #indiegames #tbt