Shane

When you find your cat napping in your bed, you tuck her in. I don’t make the rules…

Why is the internet trying to work “demure” into random sentences like they’re writing a college admissions essay? Did y’all just learn a new word?

@Jetpakjohnny Kobe didn’t listen to the haters and neither should you!

Apparently having "mamba mentality" isn't a sufficient excuse for drinking and driving????

@BrogiesRevenge Ugh I was so confident when I took Nevada lol 😔

Dayton keeping me perfect! What a fucking game. Kids were just shooting the lights out for 5 minutes and playing perfect defense. Insanity

“Christ first” in bio lmao 🤡

[Bene Gesserit voice] “55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies…”

@iK9cards I would’ve given a fourth for Keenan Allen in a heartbeat, I don’t care if he’s old.

They better go out and make a blockbuster trade for WR

@iK9cards I used to hate it as a kid because the daughter was mean to me in grade school but now I’ll inhale 10 slices of that shit at a time lol

@PleaseStopShane Hell. The fuck. No. For the first 20 years of my life all I could afford was della Salas and turners tea bro 😭😂 if I needed a blood transfusion, you could pick either

My man is eating glorified Della Sala’s pizza 😭😭😭😭😭 that’s a Pittsburgh man

@BrogiesRevenge No fucking way!

Welcome to the good side

@iK9cards Bro three first rounders. Unreal.

@PleaseStopShane How did I forget that they traded for Russ and paid him 😭😭😭😭😭

Atlanta signing Kirk for that contract vs not taking a flyer on Fields is the most idiotic organizational move since Handy Dandy Deshaun.

@BrndnStrssng @Clarknova1 I’m all for the 3-hour movies but can we get a short intermission in theaters so I don’t have to piss my pants or miss major plot points?

The “movies are too long” schtick just doesn’t hold any water when the number one movie in the world is pushing 3 hrs and the front runner for best pic cracked near a billion at 3 hrs. Silly to get hung up on this, I know, but enough

@oliverhansen022 Personally I am freaking the fuck out

We are so losing the tiger wars

@capsinfour @penguins - signed, a Pens fan 😔

please let ovi score again @penguins

you *need* a pair

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!

@BrogiesRevenge Lol fortunately there are no plagiarism laws on Twitter, but I think we both have the correct take here!

@PleaseStopShane Agreed and stg I did not see your post before making mine, but I will accept punishment

Prisoners deserved better tbh

@yomike_ I think it’s on par with Sicario. Dune Part Two and Arrival are rightfully at the top though. The rest is up for debate in my opinion.

@capsinfour I pronounce it “car-a-mel” when it’s in liquid form and “car-mul” when it’s in solid form, so what now?

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