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@Please_Be_U

USAF and Army Vet. 🇺🇸 #turn22to0 Love music but sarcasm is my jam. My posts are mostly lyrics. My replies are mostly sarcastic✌️

Birthplace of Little League Katılım Ağustos 2020
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P-roy@Please_Be_U·
we dont leave food at a restaurant we leave it in the fridge until garbage night
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@price_dominie I'm going to open it up when the poll runs out. Unless a bunch of people vote no
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A couple of months ago I noticed an electrical box - it was hidden in some bushes in my yard Had two power cables plugged into it Today, curiosity got the better of me- So I started digging I pulled at the wires and started digging down, untangling them as I went. Ever so careful not to accidentally cut them. After a few hours I hit something solid, something that the wires were feeding into Concrete. I frantically started widening the hole I had made in the tough soil- trying to find the edges of this mysterious structure And then I saw it: a metal D-ring. Attached to a hatch. The previous owners told me not to go digging around in the yard I think I found their secret
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
UNREAL: Crazed man jumps on a driver’s hood in Houston’s Galleria area, drops his pants, starts touching himself while holding a gun to his own head. We can’t live like this!
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@TSDmemes blew that hush money on coke and hookers
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Nevaeh Petty
Nevaeh Petty@NevaehPettyy·
I had to cancel my new Planet Fitness membership today bc the manager literally screamed at me. Every time one of those gym bros set down their hydration jugs my work instincts just naturally kick in and I pick it up. Like sorry for having a strong work ethic😒🙃
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time to cut the crabgrass again
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James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
To all of you sending birthday wishes today, thank you so much. The best part of celebrating a birthday is cherishing one’s beautiful family and loving friends. So many of you on this platform have made me appreciate how blessed I am.
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Happy Motorhead@HappyMotorhead·
● RATE: 0 to 10 1969 Pontiac GTO
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@DeebsFLA Rule of thumb Wait at least 2 days before posting the meme you stole✌🏼
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@phatcher25 Shoutout to Peggy for liking my lyrics tonight ✌🏼
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
He’s gone too far.
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@SevierlyBlessed His friends will give him 20 bucks and a case of beer to use it for half a day He's an entrepreneur now
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Sevierly Blessed Texan@SevierlyBlessed·
My husband will stand in the grocery aisle calculating the price per sheet on paper towels… and then drop thousands on a dump trailer because “it will save us money.” 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@KathyRoman Backyards are way nicer in Canada
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Peaches come from a can They were put there by a man In a factory downtown
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