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@mikeisresilient My bro been a while

@pleasurestack Hmmmm

This government has messed up again. Yesterday, Dangote Refinery moved to dollar pricing. Petrol now sells at $0.779 per litre. Diesel at $1.087. Jet fuel at $0.942. Every old naira invoice is now dead. Here's why this happened, in plain words. NNPCL has been selling Dangote more and more crude in dollars, not naira. But Dangote sells his fuel in naira. So he buys in dollars, sells in naira, and absorbs the exchange rate loss every single time. No business can survive that forever. So he switched to dollar pricing to protect himself. Now here's what it means for you. Your fuel price is no longer fixed. It moves with the dollar. Naira goes up, fuel gets cheaper. Naira crashes, fuel gets more expensive. Simple as that. And there's a bigger danger. Fuel marketers will now need more dollars to buy fuel. More demand for dollars means more pressure on the naira. That can push the naira down even further. It's a cycle. The naira-for-crude deal the government praised and everyone was rejoicing about in 2024 is now dead in practice. They let the dollar crude deals grow without fixing the mismatch. Dangote did what any smart business owner would do. He protected his money. This is not Dangote's fault. He built his business. He can price it however makes sense for him. This is the government's fault. They celebrated a win without building something strong enough to last. Your fuel price used to be a refinery decision. Now it's a currency decision. Watch the naira... That's your fuel price now.

@Real_DeFi_ Qow, would love to join in this

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@Dagentle_ Been seeing this recemtly

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@BiigBvngz Very valid, I wouldn’t accept that either

That's a valid reason 😑

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@Faythmaaureen2 Thats a positive sign

Kano Police arrest a suspected bandit, recovering AK-47 ammunition, fake military uniforms, and a suspected fake military ID during an intelligence-led operation in Bichi LGA. The Command urges residents to keep reporting suspicious activities.

@iamkolib1 @thisismakafifty @instablog9ja Lol, you're not wise

@thisismakafifty @instablog9ja He is plain stupid to have thought in that regard

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I am pissed, Dangote recently said he imports workers from India because Nigerians don’t know how to operate his plant systems. I need him to say that again, slowly. Me and 7 of my guys use and chew these exact softwares daily. Let me break down what runs Dangote Cement and who actually knows this stack and flex my knowledge a bit: SAP ERP is the brain of the entire operation. It tracks every bag of cement from raw limestone to the truck leaving the gate. Inventory, procurement, finance, payroll, all of it running in one system. We use it. SAP HANA is the database engine under SAP. It processes millions of records in real time so management can make decisions without waiting 4 hours for a report. It is the reason their finance team is not still using Excel. We use it. SAP Ariba handles procurement. Every vendor, every supply contract, every purchase order flows through Ariba before a kobo leaves the company. We use it. OpenText ECM manages documents. Engineering drawings, compliance certificates, invoices, all stored, tracked and retrieved digitally. Without it they are drowning in paper. We use it. AutoCAD designs the physical plant. Every kiln, conveyor belt and silo you see at Obajana was drawn on AutoCAD before a single brick was laid. We use it. Nutanix is the infrastructure layer. It is what keeps SAP HANA running without crashing. The server backbone behind everything. We know it. Freshdesk manages internal and customer support tickets. Azure SQL stores structured data. Veritas NetBackup makes sure nothing gets lost if a server dies. We know all of it. So when Dangote says he cannot find Nigerians who understand his systems, the question is not whether we exist. The question is whether he is looking, or whether he already decided where to look before he started.

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