Needless to say, I left him lying naked on his living room floor fast asleep and drove home in the middle of the night.
I got a call an hour later, “Did you just dude me?! You for real just left without a word or a note while I was passed out?!”
“Hahahaha, yeah, I did.”
I was screwing this guy I was dating one time and he says in the middle of it, “You know you’ll make more money if I don’t cum.”
That’s the mindset of a crypto bro; payouts.