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@thoughtfulbae @DaRealCanibus has carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist bones for gripping microphones this long.

Strictly star Anton Du Beke reviewed Donald Trump's ill-considered dancing at a NRA convention after reading out the names of 22 children and teachers who were shot and killed just three days earlier. "Maybe a hand jive?" he said. "Wanker!" shouted Craig Revel Horwood.

With fuel prices at an all-time high, Essex's air ambulance service has taken to switching the engine off when coming in to land. #hypermiling #FuelPrice

@sniffpetrol The mum was so full of shit. Though possibly because the dad was neglectful or an alcoholic. Or both.

I'm concerned about the family in The Tiger Who Came To Tea. I mean, look at the dad's face.

If only I had a lorry to keep it in. #KITT #MichaelKnight #autotrader

@AutoPap Has a distrust for turbochargers.

Has Mr GHS taken all his cars to London and parked them all in a line? 😐

@FINALLEVEL Delicious with potatoes, broccoli and bat gravy

Imagine seeing that Big MF overhead coming at you at night.. I’d probably shit myself. WTF?!

@redskyatnight The one fact I know about Levenshulme is they haven't got shit on Kersal.

We’re in a car audio place in Levenshulme and I’m absolutely desperate for someone to make it the basis for a BBC3 sitcom. It’s amazing.

@evomagazine He's so blind he doesn't realise he's sitting on the engine cover for this rolling shot.

The loss of his glasses during a Lamborghini tour should have been a disaster for severely myopic photographer Dean Smith, but somehow he still got the job done… evo.co.uk/evo-archive/20…

@femalemechanic1 Open your mind to me....

Remember the mouldy Porsche?? Same car but underneath! Anyone guess what species this is?!

@Andrew_Frankel How dare you. Drax was the epitome of a Bond villain. Attempting to wipe out mankind, apart from his hand-picked breeders. The most disturbing death scene of the entire franchise. And Roger Moore yo-yo-trousering his way through the female cast.

My goodness Moonraker is shit.

@perfectionvalet Such a great album. Tore up the clubs in 98.

From 1998 outside Ferrari UK.

To alien races considering an interplanetary war against Earth. Now is probably a good time.

@lazylobster69 @TimesRadio @mariellaf1 @marcuswareing I can understand this. In March 2020 I struggled to find a nice smelling hand sanitiser. So I decided to buy a whole street of houses. Sometimes a mans gotta do what he gots to do.

@TimesRadio @mariellaf1 @marcuswareing So he went out and brought a 65 acre farm in a very expensive area. 🤔🤔

"There were times where I'd sit on my own, late at night ... and really, really worry about what we were going to do." Chef and Masterchef judge @marcuswareing tells @mariellaf1 about the impact the pandemic had on his business and on his family.

@HagertyUK Basic factory spec Fiat Multipla

Your best friend offers you a lift in their new car, and you see this when you open the door. What's your reaction? hagerty.co.uk/articles/autom…

@HagertyUK Even in that state the car would be valued higher than most people's houses.

When a project starts like this, it's going to be good hagerty.co.uk/articles/simon…

Heartless Putin has a cockney knees-up with celebrities while the world burns youtu.be/I-2BOZR5IUA

No one told #GMB we're now pronouncing Kiev as 'Keev'. Dinosaurs.

@BahnstormerTom Quote from WBAC will be subject to inspection. If they think someone has even farted in the car they'll start knocking off value.

@meganyy Awesome zipwire though.

Rest of the UK gets heckin wind, meanwhile in Scotland