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Alison
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Alison
@Pluripotent_
Chronically overscheduled. Send coffee.
Indiana, USA Katılım Haziran 2007
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@TBrnaughtTB Just... no. That's canceled. Whatever that is is canceled. We can circle back, we can close the loop, we can re-consult or re-involve. No one is re-looping. Final answer.
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@clhubes Orrrrr you could just throw the bag out entirely after letting it sit in a closet for several weeks/months until you forget it exists, then find it and decide that you've lived without the stuff in there for this long, just trash it.
I.... may do this. Not infrequently.
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Last night I installed a new LED fixture in the pantry and today I realize it was 9,000,000,000 lumens
That is too many lumens
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@trishanderton @clhubes No one bothers to ask women about important shit, you think they'd ask us about ruffles!?
(I kid, I kid. But seriously, wtf is with all the ruffles??)
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@clhubes SO. MANY. RUFFLES. Did anyone bother asking women if we want to dress like 5-year-olds?!
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Alison retweetledi
I did something monumentally valuable and meaningful for my birthday today…
Though still highly privileged information, I can say confidently that #2024 is going to be an incredible continuation of my patient AND self-advocacy journey.
#AreYouReadyForIt
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Alison retweetledi
So thankful for people who explain how to use to-do lists!! Not sure I'd survive without this kind of life-changing advice. 🤯🥲🥲
(Very very heavy sarcasm)
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Just over here waiting for @RottenInDenmark and @The_Law_Boy to do an episode on this monstrosity. Can't wait to see what kind of unhinged bullshit is in here!
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You know what is magic?
Parchment paper
It won't burn in the oven
Stuff won't stick to it
It's frickin’ magic and we don’t talk about it enough
Kudos to parchment paper
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Alison retweetledi
What’s a “medical term” you hear all the time from the general public that drives you crazy as a healthcare worker.
For me it’s “in a coma” 🥴
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@marklewismd This literally looks like someone reached into a bag of Scrabble tiles, looked and said, "Yeah, that's good." Et voila!
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“Cancer drug names are all made on a dare”
“Don’t be ridic—”
CancerNetwork®@CancerNetwrk
Treatment with cretostimogene grenadenorepvec yielded a high CR rate in a population of patients diagnosed with high-risk, BCG–unresponsive non-muscle invasive bladder cancer, according to Mark D. Tyson, II, MD, MPH. #blcsm #SUO23 | @MarkTysonMD cancernetwork.com/view/cretostim…
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@EmpiricGame When I send them back with my new requests, the sales person has literally gone to talk to the sales manager to see if they can negotiate. I do this repeatedly until I either get what I want or I find their bottom line. Then I decide if I can live with that or walk away.
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What are car dealerships guys actually doing when they say they are checking with manager?
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“The depraved tactics of Hamas do not relieve Israel of its responsibility to protect civilians.” That’s all there is. Period
Monica Marks@MonicaLMarks
John Ossoff, the 36 yr-old Jewish senator from Georgia, articulated a clear-eyed case for why 🇺🇸 should insist 🇮🇱 protect civilians in Gaza. An unmitigated humanitarian disaster in Gaza, he said, is a moral failure & undermines American national security.
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