Daily Pokemon "Facts"

Daily Pokemon Fact #298: Azurill In Azurill’s official photo (pictured below), it looks really sad, when usually Azurill is a very happy creature. This is because shortly before the picture was taken, it was told that it would only get one peice of candy from the store next door

Daily Pokemon Fact #297: Hariyama Hariyama has given up all hope in the dream of prospering without a trainer it once had as a Makuhita. It wants someone to catch it, but also wants to look like it’s worth catching. It acts tough, but it will let you catch it easier than before.

Daily Pokemon Fact #296: Makuhita Makuhita both have terrible eyesight and are quite stupid. If they see you do something to anything that even slightly resembles a Makuhita, they will get very upset. They have beaten up an old woman for eating dumplings before.

Daily Pokemon Fact #295: Exploud If you manage to somehow be louder than an Exploud, any Exploud that heard you will never make a noise again. This is unless the Exploud has a 31 Special Defense IV, in which case, it will become twice as loud with no way of undoing it.

@empressqrt No

@PmonFactsDaily That feels very mean. Maybe we could give it some sound cancelling headphones?

Daily Pokemon Fact #294: Loudred The most effective way to get a Loudred to shut up is by shoving a clay-like substance into one of its ears and folding it inwards. They’ll eventually get it open, but they’re very quiet for the few hours it takes them to do so.

I do not like loudred

Daily Pokemon Fact #293: Whismur Whismur get louder as they get older. This is because they slowly realize that nobody likes it, and that they have to yell to get attention.

Daily Pokemon Fact #292: Shedinja Hollow both physically and spiritually, Shedinja seeks revenge on Ninjask for leaving it behind to rot. It tries to kill Ninjask every chance it gets, but the flying weakness makes it impossible.

Daily Pokemon Fact #291: Ninjask Speed is all it knows. Every moment of every day is spent trying to become faster. Questionable things have been planned and done to achieve this, such as a permanent tailwind blowing east of Hoenn. These plans are usually short sighted.

Daily Pokemon Fact #290: Nincada Nincada put a patent on the Bug/Ground typing, meaning no other pokemon can legally be only Bug/Ground type. Wormadam found a loophole, if a different form of yours has the type, it’s allowed. Nincada isn’t pleased with this revelation.

Daily Pokemon Fact #289: Slaking Slaking isn’t always great at keeping track of its truant turns. Sometimes, Slaking will just not move for an extra turn. Other times, it will truant the truant, letting it move both turns. When the ladder happens, it is immediately disqualified.

Daily Pokemon Fact #288: Vigoroth Every second Vigoroth isn't moving feels like an eternity to it, so it just doesn't stop moving. Ever. Until it evolves, there will not be a moment where it is not in motion. To assist in this, Vigoroth uses drugs, eliminating sleep.

Daily Pokemon Fact #287: Slakoth Slakoth is supposed to have Truant with Slaking, but it forgot. Durant was supposed to remind it 15 years ago, but it also forgot.

@Huiddlefish Daily Pokemon Fact #286.5: Breloom Breloom now eats Qwilfish for fun.

@PmonFactsDaily What happens if Two it gets up

Daily Pokemon Fact #286: Breloom Simply saying the word “fly” around a Breloom will give them a mini heart attack. One it gets up, it will kick your ass, so be cautious.

Daily Pokemon Fact #285: Shroomish Running a comb over Shroomish will get you your very own spore powder. If you accumulate enough, you can throw small bags of it at people or pokemon, putting them to sleep instantly.

Daily Pokemon Fact #284: Masquerain Evolving into Masquerain makes it a disgrace to some Surskit. Giving up the unique water/bug typing to become the same type as many other bugs is a sin in their eyes. Those Surskit always change their mind when they learn that flying is fun

Daily Pokemon Fact #283: Surskit Surskit like to confine themselves to a single body of water. Some less intelligent Surskit choose rain puddles as their home and are often disappointed when it inevitably dries up. They will stand there in one place until it rains again.

@stardustwariors Something terrible

@PmonFactsDaily WHAT DID IT DO TO GET A BOWL CUT

Daily Pokemon Fact #280: Ralts Ralts was given a bowl cut as punishment for crimes it committed long ago. It knows what it did.