PoJatoman (parody arc) 🗸

Bloop bloop

@frozenaesthetic Is now bowling borb!

Bowling ball??? No I haven't seen your bowling ball idk where it could be

@Loivelygirl Le sigh…

I gotta clean my mirror (for visibility: nsfw horny tits etc)

In America when they were decommissioning trains they would sell tickets, line up two trains on a track and crash them into each other. We need to bring back staged train crashes.

@TiaThePresident You would likely not survive... 😔

What if my hubs can knock me up multiple times at the same time?

@Mrgunsngear I want one so bad... :(

Do I need a Heckler & Koch XM8? Yes, yes I do... 🇺🇸🤌🏽 #army #XM8 #HecklerAndKoch #vibes #G36

@klara_sjo I did not know Miss Ouri's cooter could be rattled at all.

Bet you wish you were rattling around in Cooter just now.

@TRHLofficial Neither should the 2nd and 4th amendments, but here Paul and Massie have to sponsor ones to uphold the bill of rights... 😐

Property rights enforcement shouldn’t take a special bill.

@BigDickBarclay @reallest_ You never lost her.

@reallest_ So I can get her back

Yeah if you're 6'3, jacked, have that 9 inch Viltrumeat and can fly.

@klara_sjo I hope I'm next.. I'm tired.

I have 96k followers, this means every single day there's about a 50% chance one of you will die. Do you know how much pressure this puts on me to be funny?

@cosmicturt As I almost exclusively wear cargo shorts in the summer, going with fanny pack.

What’s worse? Cargo shorts or a fanny pack?

@TRHLofficial No more Army speedrun challenges… 😔

Too real

@klara_sjo Unfollowing you

This is what happens for every single person that follows me. I promise.

@dyingscribe I thought that was @H1TWOM4N for a sec.

This is what I expected when Eve was supposed to gain weight in invincible season four

@Headshok1962 I’ve done everything up to 7

Number 8...how did they know?

@klara_sjo Only one was ever meant to have anything in the bed.

These two trucks have the same length of bed.

@ksorbs They’re trying to figure out what to do since they’re not allowed to arrest him or use force.

Police in the UK are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

@RAWigger Controversial diet, but proven effective.

If a woman kissed me like this, why the fuck would I care about a pad?

@RepLuna He shouldn’t be pardoned, the charges should just be dropped. This is political theater. Masterclass performance of “rules for thee, not for me”.

Maybe not a popular take but I am calling for this guy to be pardoned. Unless the DOJ plans on going after all the crooks in congress currently insider trading, this is simply skewed justice. There is no “justice” when guys like this get the book thrown at him yet members are illegally profiting every day. I don’t agree with what he did and he should be required to disgorge all the profits however, unless the DOJ plans on doing Congress next, this is not justice.