Pokita

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Pokita

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@PoLeWitt

I’m pretty much just winging it.

England, United Kingdom Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Do you think Nolan knows that we get the word orchestra from Ancient Greek? His claim that it didn’t exist then kinda gives me the impression that he doesn’t. 😒
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@BuckAngel If he’s (she? they?) a secret third thing, how is anyone supposed to know which pronoun to use unless we’re let in on the secret? 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Buck Angel Transsexual
“I AM A SECRET THIRD THING SO STOP MISGENDERING ME” 😂 How is this even connected to LGBT🥲
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Is it longboat or longship? I feel like longboat sounds better but I don’t want to insult some random Viking who might decide to haunt me as punishment. It could happen. The part of England that I live in was massively picked on by the vikings. Like properly bullied.
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Is the Welsh government feeling okay? I ask this because apparently they’ve told childcare workers to shop racist toddlers to the police. And to stop giving out racist snacks. I didn’t even know snacks could be racist. Or toddlers actually. So… are you okay, Wales?
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Pretty sure Ovid wasn’t talking about a hotel but at least you tried, Google.
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What the hell is sea-bank myrtle?
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Starmer was not cleared. He essentially bullied his MPs into toeing the line. Starmer should step down as PM. He’s a disgrace and is destroying any reputable reputation this country had day by day.
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If this was a truly democratic government then the PM should not have been allowed to order his MPs to vote against investigating him for misleading Parliament. The Labour MPs who disregarded this disgusting order and voted in favour of the investigation have my respect.
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Ugh. Does anyone want to go to the dentist for me?
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Just bought some no7 foundation and mascara then got this notification a minute after they got my order. So, with the greatest of respect,🖕
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Am I the only one who likes cinema nachos? 😅
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Pyrrhus: let’s take some elephants to fight the Romans! *Pyrrhus loses* Romans: hey, look! They’ve left the elephants, they’re ours now! Also, what’s with taking elephants to war against the Romans? Eventually they must have been like ‘ffs, we don’t have room for more elephants’
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I genuinely would love to see how some of the Coachella attendees would cope at Download or Reading Festival. 😂😂 Coachella: here’s my portable air con and inflatable sofa Download: I’ve lost my tent and friends, and I think my blood is now just Jäegermeister…
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Does anyone else think the waiting music for Santander sounds like something from the Sims?
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It should not be this hard to contact your bank.
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@Matts_Tweeting I knew it! Dammit I can’t believe my hayfever tablets have betrayed me!! 😩
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Matt🦻@Matts_Tweeting·
@PoLeWitt they can because they dry out the membranes
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I swear my hayfever tablets make my nose itch…
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If a person falls in an alleyway and no one sees it, did it really happen?
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I think FluffPuff is back to her old bee nonsense. I do prefer bees to living fucking birds though…
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