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@DeivonDrago It's wild how many women I saw on dating sites saying they refuse to date anyone who doesn't believe in astrology, healing crystals, psychic readings... just wild nonsense. Always was thankful they took the time to let me know that I don't want to date them ahead of time.

This is a bad take. Astrology ought to be a non starter, unless you are being facetious about it. Taking astrology seriously suggests that you are epistemically broken. Possibly scientifically illiterate.

@Love_Lena0 @NightSkyToday

@NightSkyToday Without a doubt send the world's strongest spokesperson to handle the negotiations

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@TheRabbitHole She sounds vaccinated.

Decels are so lame

@insanedms Check out the twits still at X. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls was PG-13. Pretty sure this post is just fine. Twits. Can't even appeal, as when I click on the post, "twitter refused to connect".

@insanedms I've never violated a hippo, but I saw a guy be pretty inappropriate with a rhino once.

@washghost1 Someone has a nice microscope for having no damn idea how to use it.

This will make you second guess putting on that lip stick ladies

@RAWigger Think Hitler would disown him?

@MsAshBash420 That harpy isn't going to lure me with her siren song this time! I am prepared!

@CharmednMO @ClownWorld And E) You would assume I was being humorous. If not, well, being slow isn't something to be entirely ashamed of.

@PoagMahone @ClownWorld D. You would make sure you were wearing clean tighty whities if you did! 🤣

Dude 😭😭

@Snake_00055 @mask_bastard I see you have a lot of experience in talking on the internet and very little in repossession. Good talk.

@PoagMahone @mask_bastard Just use a pickup and jerry-rig it bro

she’s a little person of course she can drive!!!

@Snake_00055 @mask_bastard Tow trucks are expensive. Bro. Drivers are cheep.

@PoagMahone @mask_bastard Why didn’t you just tow it bro

@MikeBales I don't want to eat any of them. Yucky!

Gotta be the Uncle, right?!

@GenXTalks1 Yeah? How about that feeling of utter pain and hurt when you step on your dog's paw in the dark, and they CRY and immediately try to apologize for it, like they were the ones that did something wrong?

@GenericSnarky No. The most woman math ever performed is the pizza slices video. youtube.com/watch?v=U2ST6u…

They're calling it the most woman math ever performed

@MensHumor If they aren't old enough to have ashtrays built into the armrest, they're worthless.

He must be pledging Delta.

@ThatEricAlper Katie has my vote for homecoming queen.

Do not look in the hole 🙅‍♀️

@Rothmus Reply with this...

@FightStorage Clearly a lot of people here in the comments don't know. Bruce has advanced frontotemporal dementia (FTD). It's really bad. He's in care. Horrible thing to happen.

Damn man. Seeing Bruce Willis like this is fucked up. Hell of a actor man smh. 🙏🏿

@HorrorHammer1 @lovesheenaxoxo My ex was terrified of Ouija boards. Had that junior high girls' story about one time with one... and the lights... and we heard something... and o-m-g!!! She clearly retarded, stuck mentally at that age due to the experience. Like a kid that got hit by a baseball in the head.

Hmmm