Cardi Bob

Voting felt wildly lackluster this time but go fuck yourself if you didn’t do it.

Could I get a dozen beers and every one to shut the fuck up?

Lil Pump supporting Trump is the most fell off, looking for attention shit to ever happen.

@imgoodlooking24 I don’t know Dan but singing yellow outside drunk almost guarantees he was also taking a piss.

Dan has been day drinking all day with had a jar of spaghetti sauce in his backpack (?) so guess what just happened when he dropped it

Fuck karaoke and everyone who likes it.

Avatar was fucking terrible.

How bout we just stop talking about covid?

2020 Halloween @pjfusa123 and I are going as Nicki and Beyoncé in the Feelin Myself video.

Kitty on fleek

Feeling myself might be the most underrated banger of our generation and these are the kinds of issues we need to address at this time.

If you have a dick and you’re outside and then you go inside to take a piss just do me a favor and go fuck yourself you’re in there.

Missy Elliot underrated as hell.

I bet an Akon concert would be fun as fuck.

@imgoodlooking24 Normalize masks that cover your entire face

@PobBriest It’s prevented people I went to high school with from recognizing me at least twice so far vair nice

I actually love wearing a mask into a store.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that golf is the only thing I care about.

MAKE EM SAY UUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

Aroma Joes is a thousand times better than Dunkin’ Donuts.

Emotionally scarred repeat 1

How does anyone still give a fuck about 6ix9ine?