Why go to an expensive chiropractor who has pseudoscientific ideas about metaphysics and isn't really a medical doctor* when you can get stood on by a giant wolf for free?
"You cracked my back and it felt GOOD!" - @floofycarcar
(*Giant wolf is also not a medical doctor)
In the corporate world, the workforce is always renewed, since fresh meat—fresh talent—is always better than losing shares.
Commission for @Cuetz9 and @VoraciousRat