That Cat Guy 🐈🖤🐇

Me: So, Doctor Strange, in how many realities are my tweets funny? Must be millions right? Doctor Strange:

@m3ganb33 Thats hot 🔥

@DammitBits Get Well soon!

Been sick and in bed since I got home from my trip. I was completely down Sunday and yesterday. Haven’t eaten since breakfast Saturday. Need to hydrate badly. Missing Henry Winkler’s annual fishing trip!

@ChickTaylor_ I will be once I take a couple days at the end of this week. Thank you!

@Pockwind Thank youuuuu. I hope you are doing well, Mister.

I got my hairs cut.

@ChickTaylor_ Looks neat and freshened

@Pockwind Definitely needed it.

@ChickTaylor_ I prefer not quiet

So... I haven't tweeted in a bit and I get more followers being quiet? 😆😆😆 Noted.

@AnAngelADay I hope you heal quickly 🙏

So I’m going out to a party tonight and of course, while I was cleaning my car out for the girl I’m taking, I hurt myself really bad. And now my leg is all fucked up right before trying to go out. Gotta love being dyspraxic. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I do a good job. That’s for sure. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@DammitBits Hiii

@DammitBits Hello Lady!

Lady says hello 💕

@ClaireMax Has your opinion swayed more towards liking or disliking?

I am on book 3, and I have changed my mind about Dungeon Crawler Carl

@ganjagoddess_X You are pretty unforgettable. And unforgettablely pretty

Hey do you remember me? It’s been awhile, I’m soaking in the bath and playing with myself. Thought I’d say hello 🤭

@DammitBits I am also not a fan of putting bacon on the burger

Wagyu burger and fries with the bacon on the side. I don’t like bacon on my burger unless it’s a Sourdough Jack from Jack in the Box.

@AnAngelADay So sorry

I’m having a massive bladder flare tonight in case anyone was wondering?

@ChickTaylor_ Adorable! The eyes!

Did I ever tell y'all that my niece has a corgi/husky mix?

@ChickTaylor_ I dont recommend collecting them

I have a lot of mosquito bites.

@ChickTaylor_ Please eat

I haven't eaten today. My fat ass isn't going to waste away any time soon, but I'm real hungry all of the sudden.

@ChickTaylor_ That is a gross time!

It's real gross being up this early.

@AnAngelADay I agree

I looked cute today while processing tax returns today

@ChickTaylor_ Thank you! Im alright. I was petting rabbits and I bought 2 books today.

@Pockwind I need a good sleep. Imma try in a little bit. Thank youuuuu. 💗 I hope you're doing well, Mister.

I'm in such a bad mood today. I should not be allowed on the internet.