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The OpenAI situation summarized by Silicon Valley:

‼️The AWS console has been retired. All services must now be used through the CLI only.

@BraedenSorbo Absolutely insane how many of you dopes thought this was a real video.

Germans are now chanting “foreigners out, Germany for the Germans” Europe might still survive

@1ssve "We're aligned"

How do you professionally say, “I heard you the first time” in corporate?

In the 1980s we already saw that we would be drowning in information but thirsty for wisdom. Today this is more true by magnitudes. We need intelligence but we need wisdom more. Wisdom is the future.

@hasanthehun Eat gallons of shit you fucking plus-sized homonculus

fuck israel and fuck ice!

@Dexerto Unfortunate, really liked that guy!

Hasan has been banned on Twitch

Comme ça

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@RensingTrades 😅

Has anyone figured out wtf 6 7 means?

POV you made the mistake of asking a consultant what they do for work

@EffinOfficial @woolimusic No

@woolimusic stop calling us “Woofin”

Good morning to those that celebrate ☀️ Two (2) New musics from Superstar DJ @EffinOfficial and I are now on 🔉☁️ - Hot Like Sauce Flip - Glory Box Flip

@EffinOfficial @woolimusic Woofin!

what if @woolimusic and I dropped two flips on friday would you guys like that

@Battlefield Menacing replies...

Stay unseen 👀 Step up with the Phantom Edition. Tag the squad you’re jumping in #Battlefield6 with tomorrow ⤵️ Oh, and you might want to peek at the replies…

@OmarFatehMN Sure seems like the all the recent gun violence isn't random and is perpetrated by people who shouldn't have access to guns right?

The shooting of Charlie Kirk is horrifying. We cannot normalize or condone violence of any kind, especially across political differences. Minneapolis has recently been impacted and traumatized by a similar disregard for life. Gun violence must end.

@seraphiixcd Aww man I can’t believe ‘Jane Remover’ turned out to be problematic. Back to Tay-K for me!

@LingoUnbound Exactly it’d be a $100m booking fee

Daft Punk could sell out the Sphere for an entire year if they felt like it

No, The training isn’t worth it. The experience isn’t worth it. The benefits aren’t worth it. Do not join the United States military.

@ImBradleyJames @catholicpat Yo is that actually you in your profile picture?

@catholicpat For this tweet to mean anything at all, we need to know your PRIOR opinion. And then we need to know why having a kid morphed that prior opinion. Without those elements, this is just a waste of space on my timeline, and essentially engagement farming. Which I’ve fallen for.

I had a kid and then immediately flipped my opinion on this lol

@OfTheTrees Can you please bully LYNY to release that one with @CozyKev ASAP please. Maybe even flip it?

👀 sitting on a lot rn

How many lakes are there in LA?