Carissa Poindexter

Trying to find decent tickets for the night show tonight, but with them al being mobile, I can’t randomly buy them off those guys on the street. Ugh. I’m just trying to see @OldDominion and @russelled tonight! #cmafest

@JonTLangston I did it 😅

@Poindexter94 Yup

Hmmmmm might just have to make a small trip after this exam…..🤔

@JonTLangston Should I impulsively buy a ticket? 😬

HUNSTVILLE TONIGHT

I literally just got asked the best way to ask for a hookup by a guy on Tinder because he made almost too much small talk for simply wanting that. What is life and why the hell am I still on any dating apps?

Then tell me how I’m falling for someone from my hometown, who’s 10 hours away because they treat me nicer than anyone is this damn city ever has

The worst part about Nashville is that any relationship, including friendships, I always care fit the other person more. No one ever wants to make sure I make it home safe but I always want to make sure everyone is protected.

I’ve played flip cup with I can’t tell you how many different people, but just got told I play it wrong. Like no, I think y’all don’t know the rules. I’ve played it with well know country songwriters asshole.

@callmeannalily Starting is the hardest part!

@JonTLangston Just tell me which one.

What y’all doin for the 4th?! Let’s get on the lake in Nashville

Just so everyone knows, I am quite the philanthropist. I take in guys who don’t want a relationship, and immediately following leaving my nurturing they immediately end up in a relationship that lasts for years! Just doing my part for this world.

So if anyone wants to give me tickets to see my favorite Wyoming band @ChanceyOfficial play the ryman in Nashville in a couple weeks, I’ll live you forever! I miss seeing them play all the time like I did while at UW!

✨time to manifest✨ The person reading this will have a fantastic day tomorrow The person reading this will have a fantastic day tomorrow The person reading this will have a fantastic day tomorrow The person reading this will have a fantastic day tomorrow

I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.

@osteoporosasaur Awwwww thanks! You’re my freaking hype man!

@Poindexter94 duh, took you long enough to see this. 👊❤️🔥

Today’s realization is I’m too pretty and have too many aspirations for the loser guys I typically go for. Haha

Update: this is apparently what those youngins are doing now

@osteoporosasaur 😂😂😂

@Poindexter94 that's actually a "haha" like I gave you.

Why are guys in their 20s just dying to send dick pics???????

@osteoporosasaur I ain’t trying to. But damn the be sliding into dms trying to whip that thing out!

@Poindexter94 why are you talking to guys in their 20s? 🙄🤣🤣