Gemma

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My phone screen is brighter than my future

We have grown up to be the people that our parents told us not to be

Teacher: I haven't told anyone to pack up yet *everyone packs up in slow motion*

Are you from Europe? Because europiece of shit

When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them.

How to get hot: Set yourself on fire

Saying "ohhhhhh" even know you still don't have a clue what they are talking about

Me: *Spells one letter wrong in password* Me: *Deletes whole password to start again*

Woman gives birth: Woman: I think I'll name her Sara. Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?

normal person: sings lyrics me: sings lyrics :sings backup vocals :sings guitar riffs :air-drums entire song :headbangs

parents: what foreign language class are you taking this year? me: math

how do people do back flips when i can't even successfully flip a pancake

*drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

I get so worried when somebody tells me 'they have to speak to me'

"I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir" I'm not water, but I'll fucking drown you.

are you a slinky because i want to push you down the stairs

I hate it when you talk to someone every minute, everyday for ages.. then they drop you & act as if they don't even know you

Sometimes i wish i could be a goldfish & only have a 30 second memory so i don't have to remember the times i've been hurt

I would much rather someone tell me they don't like me than be fake and bitch about me behind my back