Points in Case

Call me desensitized, but the only thing that really keeps me tapped in for My Favorite Celebrity is to see them risk it all---day after day, for months on end. pointsincase.com/articles/oh-bo…

I urgently need your help after my latest extravagant shindig has left my estate in shambles. Look here, old sports. pointsincase.com/articles/its-p…

"Existential Risk": You testified before Congress that this technology could end humanity. You also had a product launch that Thursday and it went great. pointsincase.com/articles/what-…

A Nebraskan tire center I used once on a roadtrip seven years ago: We’re feeling a little deflated today, and wheel miss you as a valued customer. pointsincase.com/lists/automate…

What makes the spills so frequent, the meets so cute? Is it the cheap, lopsided mugs? pointsincase.com/articles/every…

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - Voices in my head - Probably from Submittable? - Randomly, I'm afraid. - From a friend, and I started reading it because it's pretty interesting and funny. - Pure love of the game - @Duotrope

What, because I talk funny? Because I called your saloon a coworking pod? Because I palo santoed your game of Texas hold ‘em? pointsincase.com/articles/this-…

The high school cafeteria comes into surreal focus... Excellent! Loved high school! pointsincase.com/lists/anxiety-…

“Oh. Well, I could try to grow a beard?” the Beast offers. “It’s just that it usually comes in kind of patchy." pointsincase.com/articles/the-e…

May strategists be with you and bless you, May you see your children’s children become nepo babies. pointsincase.com/lists/irish-bl…

Let’s call it a reverse Turing Test designed to plumb the depths of human stupidity. pointsincase.com/articles/your-…

I’m inconveniently tiny. Inexplicably tiny. Infuriatingly tiny. If you didn’t have anger issues before, you do now. pointsincase.com/articles/im-an…

What is the probability that at least one participant is both caffeinated and chatty? pointsincase.com/articles/group…

This is my way of telling you at home, bald and not camera ready, that your safety means more to me than my hair. pointsincase.com/articles/im-re…

I don’t want you to fight for me. Believe me, a disproportionate amount of effort will be needed to capture me. I need you to know that I am not worth it. pointsincase.com/articles/i-am-…

We simply want to take our committed relationship and invite in the chaotic meaninglessness of a vast and expanding universe. pointsincase.com/articles/weve-…

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - @poetswritersinc - On a long list of lit mags where you rank 188 out of circa 2000 - My woman's intuition - The great and powerful Google - (Is this too honest?) I Googled "places for funny microfiction" and found you!

Forward to 10 coworkers to lay them off for us, or get 9 years bad luck in your job search. 👋🍑 pointsincase.com/articles/corpo…

Try to get to the airport a few days early if traveling during the summer flying season. pointsincase.com/articles/airpo…