Points in Case

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - A girl I stalked on LinkedIn - The Freelance Writing Network - I heard it was among the better humor websites. - Got lucky! - A prophetic dream. Or a link. Probably a link.

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And if you don’t, let’s just say we have ways to make you like the way you look. I fucking guarantee it. pointsincase.com/articles/youre…

The Magna Carta was signed in 1215. Mind you, this was before cell phones, so King John couldn’t Docusign from home while wearing his best pair of sweats. pointsincase.com/articles/mind-…

What else was I supposed to do, take practical steps to be a better father and husband? Who has the time for that? pointsincase.com/articles/help-…

I haven’t felt this confident since that first draft, which I dashed off when Bush the First was elected president. pointsincase.com/articles/some-…

Occasions perfect for: Simultaneously filling out a HIPPA release form, power of attorney, and a third copy of the field trip permission slip your kid keeps forgetting to turn in. pointsincase.com/articles/diffe…

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Time to move my body! Right now I’m super into Body by Hephaestus, which is power yoga while wearing a weighted tactical vest in a 140-degree room. pointsincase.com/articles/a-day…

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - recommended by a writer friend - Times Square billboard - Searching for platforms to extend my streak of rejections - Barbershop talk - sleep paralysis demon kept whispering it in a totally nonthreatening way

Cats that watch videos of birds are more likely to get feline dementia than cats who go outside and see real birds. It’s true. pointsincase.com/articles/honey…

Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all. pointsincase.com/articles/the-s…

No one asked for this, but they never said we couldn’t do it either. pointsincase.com/articles/final…

Nestled at the convergence of uh-oh and Jesus take the wheel, Rock Bottom offers a transformative environment unlike anything you've experienced before. pointsincase.com/articles/welco…

Giving up remote work to spend five days in-office was softened knowing that I could have my dogs out, unleashed and uninhibited, just like at home. pointsincase.com/articles/i-was…

I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place. pointsincase.com/articles/man-t…

What exactly did we change about our Regular Beef to make it Protein Beef? Well, you can’t argue with the fact that the names are different! pointsincase.com/articles/our-b…

The color depicted stone tools, harpoons, and tears from assistants spilling searing hot Starbucks. pointsincase.com/articles/what-…

It all started last week when I dropped off Coco at the rec center for practice. As I was leaving, the ball rolled in my direction. pointsincase.com/articles/there…

ONE hat per person—five chic Homburgs stylishly stacked on top of each other do NOT count as one. pointsincase.com/lists/re-met-g…