Paul Goodwin

@piersmorgan fuck off you gobshite gunner prick #mufc

Because it’s not @ManUtd who won, I wonder how much the media will report on Villa getting away with one, as they always do with us….

@jonmikesav8 Gotta be Ducktales

Just a random one. What is the best TV theme tune ever in your opinion? For me it’s Black Beauty.

@UTDPatron @ManUtdFaceValue And this formation

The manager persisting with this goalkeeper over and over again is going to get him sacked.

Who was better, Cantona or Gascoigne?

@UTDPatron @ManUtdFaceValue Take 10 years at least to put it right

The usual bunch will be out questioning the manager and his future. Any sensible fan will recognise this isn’t a manager or system issue, this is years of neglect and bad recruitment and it isn’t going to fix overnight.

@OfficialPanini @sainsburys disappointed for my lad who just used his own money to buy an Adrenalyn XL Premier League multi-set. Opened the box at home and there is no limited edition pack!

Gutted I missed the answers on postcard competition that Zirkzee must have won to get a @ManUtd contract

@manutd really naughty that you release new shirts, which kids moan and moan for! before releasing squad numbers and no commitment to fans to exchange if squad numbers alter. I now have a 9 year old with a #11 @RasmusHojlundFC he won’t wear and £80 down the drain!

@CadburyUK state of that! What a mess, barely edible! Wife is livid - and of course it’s somehow my fault so I am shifting the blame fully on you

The last few packs of @HariboUKI_ starmix have been grim - multiple sweets have been like they are off - gooey and burst in your mouth like an I’m A Celebrity bushtucker trial 🤢

@UTDPatron @ManUtdFaceValue First job for the summer - new keeper

Out to my Manchester crew please share if you can. A mates missing in Manchester & everyone is extremely concerned due to his personal circumstances @UTDPatron @AndyMitten @_Rob_B @barneyrednews @kustomApparel

@MUFC__News01 @ManUtdFaceValue I have a pair going for today - 1 adult, 1 under-16, block N4308

@ManUtdFaceValue pair available for today v Bournemouth. 1 adult 1 under-16, Block N3408

If Manchester United beat Chelsea this evening one person will win the signed shirt below with certificate of authenticity. You MUST Retweet this and Follow: @UTDPatron @UnitedAways @ROD_memorabilia

Boxing has become an absolute joke

@ManUtd see was going to happen, and they just stood by and did nothing. Of course it in the end fights broke out. First time ever at OT in my home ground seat feeling my kids weren’t safe

@ManUtd absolute disgrace tonight, and I don’t mean the performance on the pitch. Galatasary fans all over the home end - stewards more bothered about people vaping and where kids were stood on the concourse at half time than dealing with potential violence which everyone could..

@ChicagoBears meet the Signol Bears football (soccer) team from the UK Still looking for some sponsorship but that’s not connected to this post….honest 😂 P2, W2, GF31, GA1 Or @elonmusk the @teslaeurope logo would look good on our shirts??