Janjaure

"kwani hapo archives hamkupikiwa na usefulidioty"

It’s always the low quality videos😭😭

Mbadi, Opiyo Wandayi and Joho were placed right in the middle of Nabii's circus 🤣🤣🤣 Oparanya naye alipewa ugali saucer anakula pole pole huko kwa corner bila kusumbua.

Kuna ligi inachezwa na wanaume Nairobi ya kulipia rent, shopping and occasional flight tickets for ladies they can't claim for one reason or another. Dame sio ata baby mama ama 2nd wife. Occasional cooch tu. Sitoshi mboga hapo mimi.

NEW: Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside. Local police in South Africa say they suspected the crocodile ate the man after observing it from drones. They then shot it and airlifted it off. When they landed back on the ground, the crocodile was sliced open, and human remains were found. The remains are believed to be those of 59-year-old Gabriel Batista, who had previously been swept away in raging floodwaters. His ring was found inside the animal along with six other pairs of shoes, which authorities fear may belong to other victims. On Monday, Batista reportedly tried to drive over a flooded bridge to reach his hotel and bar, but he and his truck were swept into the water. He was then swept down the river, where crocodiles were waiting for prey. It is unclear if Batista was already deceased when he was eaten, but authorities believe some of his other remains may have been eaten by other crocodiles.

the zoom in is brutal

"Hao wa cardiac arrest tutaachia polisi wadeal nao"

Triplets but one has already established himself as a leader

Glad peak social media hadn't arrived during my campus days. That hopeless feeling on a Saturday evening when the girl you had a crush on & her friends were all dressed up heading out for enjoyment ended at just that.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.