Stepman Poloso

@BoyGeorge @jonbonjovi I never thought Boy George, hardcore goth, and Bon Jovi would ever get mentioned in the same tweet

@jonbonjovi I remixed 'Living On A Prayer' for a private party and it went down like crazy. Apparently Bon Jovi and house music are not so alien. Then I played it in a hardcore Goth club and they loved it too.

Seeing these old pics makes me want to get back on stage… Can’t wait to get back out there this summer!

@elonmusk You ok hun?

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@realDonaldTrump Does she get her norks out?

Last night I saw, “MELANIA,” for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out — A MUST SEE! amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

@elltells79 @Grok put Elliot in a bikini

It’s not often you see a unique goal in football, all goals pretty much have been scored before. Doubt that Szobozlai mistake has ever happened before in that situation.

@elltells79 @onioncityblues @grok turn this man into a bear

@onioncityblues Nah. Boxing Day Test - Australia’s big day of sport. Bowl them out for less than 100 and are 170 odd for 0 at the close. Total demolition, essentially winning the test on day 1 (and retained the ashes). On their own patch FFS. And I was there which helps 😉

A most underrated day given that it was England’s greatest ever day of test cricket.

@felixprehn @grok summarise this video in a few bullet points

JPMorgan's Shocking Warning

@SkyNews @SkyRhiannon Whats this got to do with the Dad from American Pie?

'Is that still fit for purpose?': Prince William hints at 'changes' to come when he is king @SkyRhiannon reports ⬇️ trib.al/87NJMlB

@elonmusk Elon, my man!!! Can you lend me £1 Million so I can buy a house, and spend the rest on booze and holidays? Cheers mate

@JazRignall Loved this game. Loved flying up to the space station in a piece of cheese

40 years ago, Novagen was advertising Mercenary, a landmark C64/Atari title. One of the very first 3D open-world games, it enabled players to walk and fly around a planet solving problems and earning money so they could buy a space ship and escape. Just astonishing for its time.

I can’t stand that little Swedish goblin who’s sailing around the Med pretending to kidnapped by Israel.

@SkyNews Hasn’t got a Mr Pizza yet though. Bury still the king!

Camden in north London has the most fast food outlets by population in England, replacing Bury in Greater Manchester, research has shown Read more🔗 trib.al/3QhE6Bi

@rustyrockets My body is more like the Temple of Doom

"Did you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and was given to you by God?" 1 Corinthians 6:19

@CelebManchester @MENnewsdesk I hope she’s called it Bing

Charlotte Crosby gives birth to second child and confirms unique name with first picture manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-n… manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-n…

Starting to think Jim Ratcliffe is a bit of a fraud

@footballontnt Onana is the worst keeper I’ve seen since Taibi.

Paul Scholes plays ‘Keep or Sell’ and gives his verdict on Antony 👀

@SkySportsNews Apart from the residents of Summerhouse who is this presenter supposed to be aimed at?

"It's the time for him to move on" Manny gives his take on Kyle Walker's situation at Manchester City 🔵

@TheCinesthetic Folie a Deux

What was the most forced and unnecessary movie sequel that you can think of?

@rustyrockets Terrence and Phillip

Who is going to step up to lead Canada next? 🤔

Fireworks eh! Bit samey after the first 5 minutes

@buckeyebettie Silence

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