Political Possum

To the 5 people who might see this, I've tried very hard to resuscitate this older account for the last 5 months. It is followed by 4,500+ accts which haven't been on X in over 2 years. They are a boat anchor I cannot get rid of. Feel free to join me at my new account @VyleSlyme

Ah, the good ole days.

Haha🤣🤪😎👀👓

Mind blown

And the answer is?

You know it!

Granny is LIT!

Truth hurts folks.

I Love You Bubba

Just a few more days!

Trump might be the President of the United States, but New Yorkers simply know him as King.

Are you?

What you think about a dress that changes color depending on the light falling upon it?

No kidding....

Every guy knows.....

The First Rule

You know the drill

Electricity and booze do not mix well

I'm saying "Run away, run away!"

Always the best advice!

Just had a discussion about the shoplifting laws in CA with a liberal friend. We both are in CA. She didn't even realize that shoplifting $900 or less was a misdemeanor in CA. How could you not know that? How? Just How?