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Katılım Nisan 2026
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Meanwhile PM didn't even hold a single press conference in 12 yrs of rule
CJP - 1
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This is not a joke. 😂
This is officially the first press conference of the Cockroach Janata Party.
You don’t need funding for a ₹200 poster.
#CJP 🔥 x.com/Cockroachisbak…
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump says he may meet Iran Supreme Leader and claims Iran has agreed not to develop nuclear weapons.
Next week headline:
🇺🇸 Trump: We had a tremendous meeting. Nobody negotiates peace better than me.
🇮🇷 Iran: We never said that.
Media: Sources say both sides are very optimistic.
Oil markets: confused screaming
By next Friday, everyone will be arguing over who actually agreed to what?


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🇮🇷 Araghchi is playing 4D chess while everyone else is arguing over the board 🔥
At one meeting he calmly explained that world peace might require the 🇺🇸 US to finally break up with its favorite headache 🇮🇱 Israel.
A few hours later:
Trump to Netanyahu: You're f*cking crazy. You'd be in prison without me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.
Meanwhile Araghchi somewhere in the background:
Interesting exactly as planned.
People think Washington and Tel Aviv are running the show.
Araghchi fire 🔥


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BREAKING 🇺🇸🇮🇷: US Secretary of State Marco Rubio says there are indications that Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is alive and becoming increasingly involved in decision-making.
The remarks come amid ongoing discussions about Iran leadership and future negotiations with the United States.
Rubio told lawmakers that Khamenei appears to be engaging more actively through written communications and intermediaries despite remaining out of the public eye.

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Trump own team just hit the brakes on the victory parade 🤣🔥
🇺🇸 Trump YESTERDAY: Iran is defeated. They're begging for a deal and hiding in caves.
🇺🇸 Marco Rubio TODAY: Iranian leaders are still resistant to pressure and getting a deal remains difficult Iran International it So which is it?
Total surrender or tough negotiations? 😂
Looks like reality walked into the room and interrupted the campaign speech. 🔥


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🚨Breaking: Bonnie Blue has reportedly announced the world most confusing baby shower after claiming she became pregnant following encounters with 400 men.
According to the completely reliable voices in her imagination the event official theme will be:
This Is Your Baby This Is Your Son.
Guests will allegedly receive DNA test kits at the entrance while a giant raffle wheel determines who gets to make a dramatic I might be the father speech.
When critics questioned the idea, Bonnie supposedly responded:
Yes this is my body and I choose this.
Meanwhile family courts geneticists and mathematicians are said to be preparing for the most complicated attendance list in human history.


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Absolute scenes on the phone call 🔥
🇮🇱 Netanyahu at 8:00 PM: We're handling it trust me.
🇺🇸 Trump at 8:01 PM: Handling it? WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU DOING?
🇺🇸 Trump at 8:02 PM: You're fcking crazy. I'd like one peaceful week and somehow you've turned it into another international crisis.
🇮🇱 Netanyahu at 8:03 PM: So... is that a yes?
🇺🇸 Trump at 8:04 PM: Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this. I'm spending more time defending you than defending my own approval ratings!
🇮🇱 Netanyahu at 8:05 PM: Understood. We'll be careful.
🇺🇸 Trump at 8:06 PM: That exactly what you said last time.


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Massive from 🇪🇸 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez 🔥
🇮🇱 Israel at 8:00 PM (satire): Europeans must stand with us in the war against Iran. This is the good guys versus the bad guys.
🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez at 9:00 PM (satire): Forget supporting Israel. I will meet with all EU countries to propose a complete boycott of Israel and sever all ties. 🔥🔥
The internet version of Pedro Sánchez today: Nope.😂
Pedro Sánchez is the spine of Europe 👏


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BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump says he hasn’t heard from Iran about reports it’s suspending talks with the U.S., but if true, that’s OK.
He said silence doesn’t mean they are going to start dropping bombs, but they will keep the blockade. Blockade is a piece of steel.
He says he thinks the US can wait as long as they want, because Iran is losing a fortune.
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🚨 BREAKING:
🇮🇷🔥 Iran claims its latest missile strikes targeted U.S. military positions in the Gulf, as regional tensions continue to escalate.
Reports indicate that air defense systems across multiple countries have been activated amid ongoing missile and drone exchanges.
Iranian officials and state-linked media are portraying recent operations as a major show of military capability, while U.S. and allied forces say they continue to intercept threats and maintain operational control.

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