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@NickDixon This should be Polanski's bacon sandwich moment, but I thought that about his dyspraxic running. Hasn't he got a handler who could advise that he stand completely still when cameras are rolling?
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Beans, mummy been looking at some photies of me to remind her that things like carpets don’t really matter.
(or dungarees - I ripped hers today, or corduroy trousers - I scagged hers to pieces this week, or slippers - finally bit a whole right through today)
She may change her mind when she spots what I’ve done to da kitchen rug this evening….
Love Dolly***

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@longdepzai_n I used to volunteer in a nursery. They don't tell you, but the very little ones sometimes cry all day. About 3 or 4 years old and they are happy to play, but you can't explain the situation to a baby.
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@nickdixon Queuing is one of our many gifts to the world. In primary school, I remember that we had to line up for everything...it was instilled in us. Even our playground games involved queuing - which is interesting when you think that we invented most of the world's rules-based sports.
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@MaximusChud @GBNEWS Patriotic to what? A flag? An arbitrary set of made up values? His vision is hollow and meaningless and essentially Globalist.
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@GBNEWS "I want England to belong to the English." - Steve Laws.
"You're living in the past, man. That's gone. That's gone." - Andrew Goldstein.
Andrew Goldstein said his vision for the future of Britain is the Michaela school, where 90% of the pupils are brown but "patriotic".
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@NickBuckleyMBE If his claims were true, then he'd be able to give better examples of non-European influences on our culture.
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@Kevin_Maguire The Christian women raped, tortured, sold as sex slaves, and so on, by ISIS are the real victims. Begum is not. The BBC always glosses over the reality of what she willingly signed up for and travelled hundreds of miles to take part in.
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London-born Briton groomed online, trafficked and sexually exploited when a 15-year-old schoolgirl.
Shamima Begum would be treated as a victim if she wasn't a British Muslim.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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@andrshka Leftists are backed by globalist power. All left goals are UN goals. In the face of supranational leviathans, anything he says will seem like tilting at windmills, but "feasible" would help, otherwise he's in 'wave a magic wand' terrority, or something too unpalatable to swallow.
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@andrshka I also don't think Laws is very intelligent. You can't polish a turd, as they say.
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@andrshka The comparison just seemed unfair - apples and oranges. Fuentes has excellent comic timing and probably has natural talent which he honed. Laws seems to be an ordinary and uncharismatic English man, who is driven by what he sees as a genuine existential threat.
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@LeoKearse If cognitive dissonance were a video. She manages rationalise getting "something on her kopf" as being caused by not being built like a bouncer.
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@SarahjevsEvans You've had a terrible year with your wonderful cats. I'm so sorry. 😢
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@beyoncegarden I hate this trend. I naturally have a button nose, but have always wanted one with more character.
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@ediz1975 Idiocracy. Stupidity has infected everything, including town planning.
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@_RoyalMail_XTim What's the point. The kind lady drove to my house and delivered the parcel to me by hand - something your staff are paid to do, but didn't bother doing.
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Hi @RoyalMail. Parcel not delivered on 27 November as ‘property inaccessible’ (it wasn’t, obvs.’. Redelivery not attempted. Have now complained, escalated complaint and even visited sorting office in person. No one will help. Please assist.
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