Polly Straub-Cook

@PolitiBunny So you didn’t have to show ID for any of that shit?

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@_Jrlh_ @McFaul Except Ukrainians?

@McFaul 30,000 dead Iranians who were protesting for their freedom. American's support freedom for all people.

Guess he changed his mind. Does anyone know why?

@kathrynwise6869 @realDonaldTrump Fucks sake. It was Irans money. Ask AI

In January 2016, Obama authorized the transfer of $1.7 billion to Iran. On January 17, 2016, an aircraft arrived in Iran carrying $400 million in cash, loaded onto pallets. The remaining balance of the $1.7 billion was delivered in subsequent shipments.

@PamelaHensley22 Is anyone willing and ready to print out the entire set of lyrics as they were song at the Super Bowl halftime show?

Bad Bunny lost 10 million viewers for NBC during his halftime show. Roger Goodell should make a public apology for putting that filth on the air.

@TovikkaX @dom_lucre It literally was up to him

@dom_lucre And very political, mentioning all the Hispanic countries and the states only at the very end. If it was up to him, he would never have even shown the American flag. 👎💩

I can’t believe I watched an entire Super Bowl halftime show performed in Spanish. This is everything I feared for the future of this country.

@technomantics @elmo Oh, let go of your pearls, that’s every halftime show in the history of time

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

@NinerStats @SportsCenter 10. Wholesome, beautiful, meaningful, loved it.

@SportsCenter Grade the performance 1-10?

BENITO. 📸: Chris Graythen/Getty Images

@helen_mrow @Thebestfigen That was funny

@Thebestfigen They say pitbulls are nanny dogs but Ive never seen them trained as a therapy dog. Its almost like their only ability is smiling at you long enough to make you forget they eat toddlers

The dog, sensing that his owner is about to have a seizure, first makes his owner sit on the floor, then gets water from the cupboard, finds her medicine and gives it to her, then makes his owner lie on the floor.

@hurdy9 @AntiTrumpCanada Oh, how you wish.

@AntiTrumpCanada No one cares

The full, unredacted Epstein files will not be released today. Yes, it’s against the law but what do laws matter for the most corrupt administration in history? Who’ll enforce it? Pam Bondi?? This is a complete joke and nothing’s gonna happen. They’re still blowing up boats FFS.

@andrewchar38038 @Bricktop_NAFO And he earned every bit of it!

@Bricktop_NAFO That random ukrianinan saw a strategic opportunity here. Beating someone who did something society perceived as wrong he massively increased his status and bargaining ability.

Throwback to when a young guy slapped a pregnant women in the face in Prague. Then a random Ukrainian man turned up and gave him what he deserved.

@HRutherfordUSA @iAnonPatriot Hmmmm. Who is in St.Louis, Memphis,and Detroit?

@iAnonPatriot You can definitely hear the Irish and Scottish influence in the music. For anyone who thinks these people are "bad", take a trip through Appalachia and then a trip to St. Louis, Memphis, Detroit, etc. You'll quickly find out who the bad guys really are.

They’ve spent billions of dollars on propaganda to convince the world that these people are bad.

@DoryCan2 @Ravious101 I might love my husband more than I do my dogs, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving my husband the power over me to force me to give up anything I love.

@Ravious101 I mean, she made her choice. I like dogs but would never put them before my husband and children. It’s unsanitary to have them all over the house so my dog is outside. She’s perfectly happy. Same goes with cats.

From a post boyfriend dropped the ultimatum on me last night while I was feeding the dogs: "It's either me or them. I can't do this anymore." I just stood there holding Shadow's food bowl, watching my three rescues waiting patiently for dinner, and felt my heart crack in half. "They're just dogs," he said. "You care more about them than you do about us." Maybe he's right - I did spend three weekends building custom bunk beds for them (took me forever and more trips to Home Depot than I care to admit). I did convert our spare room into their space. And yes, I do plan my entire schedule around their feeding times and anxiety medications. But here's what he doesn't understand: Bruno was found in a dumpster with cigarette burns. Bella spent two years chained outside in all weather until her paws were permanently damaged. Shadow still won't let men near him after whatever hell he went through. I promised each of them they'd never be abandoned again. My sister thinks I'm insane. "You're choosing dogs over a relationship? You'll die alone surrounded by animals." Even my mom suggested I rehome them. Everyone acts like I'm throwing my life away, but when I went through my divorce, when I couldn't get out of bed from depression, these three were the only reason I kept going. I know what I should do. I know what makes logical sense. But how do I look at Shadow hiding under his special blanket and tell him that after everything, he's still not worth keeping? How is that not the ultimate betrayal?

If you read the Wired story and your head exploded, you can help. Here is a GoFundMe for the surrogate. gofund.me/594b60fe4

@BawaalBulletin That’s a different shirt than the other pics

🚨🚨⚠️ Potentially a much clear image of the assassin #CharlieKirkshot #shooter #BawaalBulletin