Poncho Blanco

Bitches always got ulterior motives when their posteriors noticed

I’m the freshest banana in the bunch

Call me uncircumcised, cause I keep it raw and uncut

$7 triple rum and cokes at genes?? Try free triple rum and cokes at my place and I’ll explain a Cristopher Nolan movie to you for free!!

You read that right mf…MY. AIRPOD.MAX.

I would fuck my AirPod Max’s if I could

Imma suicide bomber, when I blow up everyone goes with me

My AI bot rn:

I look at my Spotify AI generated mixes and just get proud of myself

Todays Mission: Convert the hottest girl in the bar to Islam

My Compound V is Chief Keef and Red Bull

Farting with my noise cancelling headphones on so no one knows it’s me

I get the urge to harass people the same way I get hungry or tired. If I haven’t done it in a while I’m gonna fuck with you.

I’ve seen what good pussy has done to great men and quite frankly it’s devastating

My search history is full of “dogs walking backwards”

Eating pistachios like sunflower seeds

In flight movies, in flight shows, in flight snacks…where’s the in flight porn???

Going Damar Hamlin mode on my tinder matches. Unresponsive.

She ain’t picking up this blitz the way she keeps leaving me unread

ASL might be the sexiest thing alive

I live a northeastern lifestyle with a midwestern attitude