Pietro Filipponi

Announcing your 2018 COACHELLA LINEUP, generated by a neural network trained on thousands of band names: j.mp/2n5gybx

Do women who swear give a fuck if they don’t? twitter.com/metrouk/status…

Betty White Thanks Vodka and Hot Dogs for Long Life, in That Order: aarp.org/entertainment/… #BettyWhite

As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK50Forward #MLK

He gave his life for us

@AshCrossan Leia Porgana

The word “shithole” is being projected onto Trump’s DC hotel. pscp.tv/w/bSlIFzFXZ0tn…

1. I’ve never tweeted before but today felt like a good day to start.

The first two news headlines I read today were “President refers to African countries as “shithole countries” and “Laundry detergent manufacturers beg Americans to stop eating Tide Pods” Welcome to America in 2018.

At least Trump finally paid one of his subcontractors. twitter.com/theadvocateno/…

Speaking of shitholes I used to bartend at a Trump hotel

please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel

The combined strength of Star Wars and tiki. strw.rs/6011DJWLX

It’s so cold!!! But at least the weather has Jenny’s number.

Jaw-dropping, sick-making, underwear-filling account of Trump's inadequacy and instability from inside the White House. Read it and see whose tiny fingers are on the very big button. #HesReadyForHisCloseupMrMueller trib.al/Dd2Owdp

@ASamanthaRae Of course, it would be great. If I had my way I'd lower the admission to around $10 for every adult (like the louvre) and have one free day a week. But they're in the hole financially so I just hope they can make something work

@ASamanthaRae And going by this list it seems most aren't generally free (i.e. specific times/dates only). Non-govt sponsored museums are losing money. Better they charge than close

@ASamanthaRae No need to be snippy was honestly asking killer