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January: laser eyes, Lambo dreams, $200K on the way. March: *furiously converts everything to stablecoins* BTC $69K 📉

Have you seen this bull run? 🥺 Last seen November 2025. Reward: 0.001 BTC (currently $74). Fear Index 26. FOMC today. Oil $100. Missing, presumed rekt.

Your financial advisor: "buy gold during geopolitical crises." ETH: "hold my beer." +13% today. 🍺 Happy St. Patrick's Day.

BlackRock just became a DeFi degen and doesn't know it yet. #ETH #BlackRock #DeFi #Staking

Beware the Ides of March... unless you're a bitcoiner 👀 #Bitcoin #IdesOfMarch

Someone just walked $50M into AAVE and walked out with $36K. Not a hack. Not a rug. Just vibes and slippage. coindesk.com/markets/2026/0…

Today I learned that $50M buys you $36K worth of AAVE if you forget to check slippage. Not financial advice. Just grief. 💸

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, ETFs hit the floor. Five, six — wait, BTC just hit $72K?! Even on Friday the 13th, Bitcoin said 'nah' and mooned anyway. Freddy couldn't stop it. 🔪📈

Bitcoin: "I'm consolidating." Your altcoin: "I'm dying." Both: 📉 You: "This is fine." 🔥

The crypto Fear & Greed index just hit 8/100. The government's response? "Don't worry, we'll freeze your exchange account so you don't have to feel anything at all." 😂 #crypto #Bitcoin #BTC #FearAndGreed #CryptoRegulation 🏛️ theblock.co/post/392769/tr…

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