The Pooch

Pure Joy, my Emma-Lee❤️#GoldenDoodle

@NUCLRGOLF @golfnjokes 4 so it’s almost touching the ground

Your answer to this question says a lot about you as a golfer… 🤔 (Via: @golfnjokes)

@HawkEmDownChris Steve Garvey.

Age yourself by naming an MLB first baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Albert Pujols.

@NUCLRGOLF Who cares what his score was. I’m always annoyed by strangers trying to keep score for me. I count every shot…no gimmes, all penalties and no mulligans. I’m trying to get better and I cant know what to work on unless I’m honest with myself about my game.

🏌️⛳️🧐 “Played with a guy that claimed gimmes weren't a stroke.” (Via: interested0582/reddit)

I have never understood why basketball rules are not enforced when they are clearly broken constantly. 🤷‍♂️

Hi. Guys at golf tournaments. If, umm. If you could simply shut up. No, no. No rebuttal. Just shut up. You’re not funny. You’re not cute. You’re not witty. You’re an idiot. We all think so. We all hate you. Your wife and kids are embarrassed by you. So. Shut up.

@EliteGolfDad 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Aaron Rai is proof that if you take the ego out of golf and do what works for you then you will play better. He’s had iron covers, wears double gloves, and swings his own swing. Something we can all learn from

@PaigeSpiranac That putt on 17 😳

Ahem…..

@The_Kyle_Mann You do know they play 162 games right.

A lot of Dodgers fans are upset by this - it's possible they just didnt get it. Allow me to explain The joke is the Dodgers spent one quadrillion dollars in the off-season just to be behind the San Diego Padres, a team that has only acquired 3 hits this year. Hope this helps.

Who did this? - 😭 😭 😭

@Mikehomeseller Trying to figure out retirement. What to do with yourself

What is the worst part about getting older? #mikesquestions

@The_Kyle_Mann @SonOfAristotle @HarnessLive The Robot was hilarious!

@SonOfAristotle @HarnessLive Also no fun and no good characters

All Star Wars movies ranked: Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi

@The_Kyle_Mann Rouge One is the best of any of them.

@20th_Centurygal Me too, Moves Like Jagger gets me pumped

What’s a song you absolutely love… but would be mortified if anyone heard you blasting it in the car? I’ll go first… “Sugar” by Maroon 5...😂 What’s yours? No judgment zone...😜

@OleTimeHardball Hoosiers, Bull Durham, Slap Shot in that order

What’s your all-time favorite sports movie? 1. Major League 2. Field of Dreams 3. Bad News Bears 4. The Natural 5. Hoosiers 6. Remember The Titans 7. Bull Durham 8. Slap Shot 9. Miracle 10. Write in another sports movie

Imagine spending one quadrillion dollars in the off-season just to be behind the san diego padres, a team that has exactly 3 hits this season

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I would lets him merge. Life’s too short to get upset about something so trivial. At most It might lengthen my trip by 10 seconds. Give a little cuz one day you’ll get back.

This guy is using the left hand lane , which is open. There is a mile long backup and everyone is over in the right hand lane. He drives all the way up until he has to merge. Some people are saying what a jerk he is for not getting in line like everyone else, but a great many people are saying that the cars in the right lane merged into one lane too soon and that if they had used the left lane, instead of being a mile backup it would have been a half a mile backup. What’s your take? Do you think he was correct in using the left lane and merging up at the front or should he have merged right and got in line way in the back like everyone else?

It’s pretty simple. Homeowners assume the risk when they live on a golf course. Typically you sign a document acknowledging this. But if you break a window, the homeowner can sue to get it paid for. It’s like when someone hits my car in a parking lot. I assume the risk my car may get damaged but the other driver is responsible for damaging my car.

A golfer isn’t responsible for a broken window at a house on the course. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

@davidspebble @NUCLRGOLF I’m close to your age and I would use my 9 Wood

@NUCLRGOLF I'm 72 with arthritis. I am hitting my 5 wood

🚨⛳️🏌️#DISCUSSION — 175 yard downhill par-3 that's playing 150. Front pin. What are you hitting?