Deffonot Poomjaeng

Well well well...

After years of silly Tweets stating that I was sneaking in to dressing rooms & stealing packets of Monster Munch etc., this pic of @Magician147 eating Mini Chedders in his dressing room in full Snooker kit brings me tremendous joy. Wanna swap an orange Club for a Viscount?

Citing of Extra Terrestrial creature today in London, England.

Can someone ask Mr Dennis to stop talking about premature re-rackulation #UKSnooker

All good things must come to an end 👏🏼 wpbsa.com/dechawat-poomj…

@ChelseaFC - you should have asked clippy. Now it's a 90's thing

@KyrenWilson clearly buzzing about going to the park between sessions. Huge fan of the swings and roundabouts too pal

Shaun; So Kyren, what do you make of him replacing the cue ball with a live grenade here? Kyren; Well this is careless Shaun, there's now *a lot* of danger in this shot #CazooWorldChampionship #BBCSnooker

Blimey, the #CazooWorldChampionship will be finished by Wednesday at this rate

Sometimes, the balls dictate how a match will be played...

Limits of acceptability re: getting on the snooker table Pigeon = worthy of mild merth & a parody twitter account (@crucible_pigeon ) Human person throwing orange crap around = threats of physical violence & law suits Hoping for a cat next year - seems like a good middle ground

Legend has it that Paddy the Baddy wasn't on crutches until he said Ronnie made him disrespect his family. As soon as Ronnie messed him up the became best mates again though...

Dear lord...why aren't I printing my every tweet on mugs / tshirts / coathangers / fruit etc. etc. and flogging them

Would love a job doing the snooker VAR. "Up a bit, down a bit - that looks about right" or to translate; "I was eating a Fray Bentos pie straight out the tin and wasn't looking, chuck it wheee you like pal"

Rob Milkins audily deflates on the shot there #SighForSi

At this rate, Milkins best chance might be to offer the lad a few quid for a certain scoreline

Always be ready for an unexpected plant

Watching Ronnie in full flow...

Quick #ProTip for all snooker lovers; Like this tweet and you'll always have a path back to Bjork #CazooWorldChampionship

Hossein attempts the golden break and nearly pots all 15 reds off the break to win the frame #Larrup