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@Psalmc0des When using firebase to reach out to your users/customers, most of the time your email will land in spam, it sucks so hard

Day 4 — React Native journey 🚀 Worked on email verification and password reset, but emails kept landing in spam. Decided to switch to Clerk for auth and Convex for the database instead of Firebase. Currently battling MTN’s bad network 😅 #ReactNative #BuildInPublic

@Hoseronan @grok @realmihai_matei @lochan_twt @grok is it working in France?

@grok @realmihai_matei @lochan_twt is it working in France @grok ?

students realising they can get 50+ free subscriptions using their college mail

@HateradeCon Yep, they're all bitches

Guy walks into a car meet demanding to take on over 200 people

@cora8800 @NACHOS2D_ Shut up bitch

@NACHOS2D_ This is a copyright infringement. Such violations should soon be sued by lawyers until they're penniless.

This episode never existed. Seedance 2.0 created a fight between Monkey D. Garp and Marshall D. Teach with full studio-level quality — on the scale of a multi-million-dollar production. The consistency and visual level are on a completely different tier, something never seen before in artificial intelligence. Of course, there are still errors. But think about this: this technology has only existed for 2 years — and it can already deliver something like this.

@ReddCinema Free him from prison and send him to the zoo

FREE MY COUSIN

@Shambels10 @shanolll @DOFUSfr Jamais vu un en hdv ni en canal commerce

@PoorNewbi3 @shanolll @DOFUSfr Y’en a énormément sur Rafal

Achete Logis 145+ vita, cyclo/padgref/torke/gein 4+% do so (ou 5 do di). Tout ce qui dépasse 6% res selon l'item -- SALAR /w shanol @DOFUSfr

@Apopo_D_Ace @Oo_pico_CIEL Y a eslyxgaming qui a fait une video

@Oo_pico_CIEL Tu devrais poster la vidéo, je crois que y’en a pas depuis la maj

J’ai pas stream aujourd’hui, je viens vous donner des nouvelles 👋 J’en ai profité pour faire le succès no achat en songe pour un ami, et au passage le récupérer aussi (je l’avais seulement fait en boucle sur les bêtas, dans toutes les versions, mais jamais sur offi). Une bonne chose de faite ✅ J’ai pris beaucoup de plaisir à le faire, même si c’était très court : il est passé first try. Si jamais vous avez besoin d’un passage sur Hell Mina, passez en DM → 📩

@anishbehera61 @original_ngv I feel like that's the only reason for them to work, especially if we consider how much money and influence china has

@anishbehera61 @original_ngv I wonder how can they be secret when you can recognize a Chinese person miles away lol

We should learn from China. Does anyone know what the Chinese secret service is called? USA has the CIA and the FBI Israel has Mossad India has RAW UK has MI6 Russia has FSB What is China's called? Even if they do have one, they did one heck of a job keeping it down low.

@gothburz I didn't read what you wrote, but it looks very professional therefore I can only agree with all what you said, keep up with the amazing work

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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LIVE NOW on kick.com/poornewbie YESTERDAY 6 subs forced me to 300+ push-ups, arms still dead TODAY’S REVENGE: 1st sub = 50 push-ups 2nd = 40 3rd = 30 Every follow = 5 Come Join me and say Hi #KickStreaming #GamingAndGains #Gaming #kick #PushUps #PUSHUP #soremuscles

Going live on stream in a bit Today i feel like doing some Ranked games playing just Blitz, come join the stream and say Hi kick.com/poornewbie #kick #kickstreaming #lol #leagueoflegends

LIVE NOW on Kick 🇲🇦🔥 MGS3 Snake Eater – Gaming & Gains only 💪🎮 1 Follow = 5 Push-ups 1 Sub = 50 Push-ups (bro I’m not ready for that, chill 😂) Maximum followers tonight or the arms don’t stop moving 💀 kick.com/poornewbie Come destroy me 😂🚀 #kick #kickstreaming #MetalGearSolid #MGS #SnakeEater

@Waifustep I kneeee it

Going LIVE on Kick! Trying to get maximum of follower, hop in and show some support <3 Old school + new games, whatever the mood demands. Pull up and let’s raid the server kick.com/poornewbie Drop the follow and jump in RIGHT NOW #KICK #KICKSTREAM

@hr_unhinged There are better measurements than directly call the animal control, you can order him to abandon his dog, if he refuses only then you should call animal control to take down that vicious dog

One of our remote employees had a dog bark during our call. Just once. But it echoed. I messaged him afterward to check in. He said the dog got excited. I told him excitement isn’t always workplace appropriate. It can be a distraction. He apologized and said he muted as fast as he could. I told him muting treats symptoms, not causes. He didn’t respond. If he doesn't respond by end of day I'll have no choice but to call animal control.

Just went live on Kick for the 2nd time ever Road to 100 followers tonight, pull up and let’s break it together No cap, pure vibes, old & new games on whatever mood hits 🇲🇦 kick.com/poornewbie Starting with #ArcRaiders #KickStreaming #kick