The Pop Music Girl 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'll hand it to Boomers. They're so much better at creating nicknames than us non-Boomers. Isn't that right, Richard? Richard: My friends call me Dick.

A French press is when you hug naked

@StarSlinger Winner

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Johann Se-crap-tian Bach

Natalie Portman’s production company has only ever hired 1 female director (her name was Natalie Portman)

@SamInspired I want to see the results

Poll for men: When you say to a woman after a first date, we should do this again. Do you really mean it, or just trying to look good at the end?

Tell me something more useless than a Ribbon-Cutting ceremony

When you're single and decide to go out for dinner on Valentine's Day.

@MarkAgee If you have time for another meal, go to Shaw’s Crab House and eat at the bar, order a cocktail. The food and cocktails are top notch.

Gotta go to Chicago tomorrow for work. Please recommend the best locations for the disgusting spoon lasagna pizza

@jbfan911 Preoccupied (Anxious)

so what’s everyone’s attachment style

@MagicalOverload That I’m as old as time

What is one thing people would never know about you just by looking at you?

@intheloop925 He’s emotionally distant! He’ll fit right in with most of my other exes

@mumma08365758 @intheloop925 @borderlinemom8 I was wondering the same thing

@MrAlexisPereira @MaasNeotekProto Professeur!

@MaasNeotekProto So I hear

Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

Still a good gift idea etsy.com/listing/688984…

26 years in business and it closed this week 😞 Burger Street on Mockingbird and Greenville. #slide=0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">dallas.culturemap.com/news/entertain…

@wolfnchiclothng Thank you. Tonight I’m winding down and don’t really feel like talking but I might reach out on another day. Thank you for offering to lend an ear.

@PopMusicGrl I'm sorry. Do you need a friendly ear?

I’ve got the super depression

#BREAKING Man Who Grabs Women By The Pussy Awards Freedom Medal To Man Who Calls Women Sluts

In the middle of the night, symptoms of the flu (possibly) coming on. All over body aches, night sweats, headache, fatigue, and a light cough. I took a megadose of Vitamin C, and now I’m on DayQuil Cold & Flu.