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My daughter has just called an ostrich "a massive slag" in case BBC1 are looking to replace David Attenborough #TheMatingGame

Curling is the screensaver of the Winter Olympics #WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

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@QueenofBloranj "Trevor, fetch the mop. @QueenofBloranj is descending to Haberdashery"

@Popkid71 Absolutely ridiculous. I'd have to shuffle down them on my bum. In between vomiting...

FML, I feel super queasy 🤢🤢🤢

@QueenofBloranj For this one they've gone old school and you have to post a blank cheque

@Popkid71 Will you also need a gazillion pounds to purchase the tickets?

This seems a fun and in no way overly complicated way to see a gig! Good luck to anyone trying #Oasis

I have no gay ornaments. Zero!

Why’s it sooo fkin dark tho?? 😩😩😩

@graemeling Influence me!

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@graemeling Let me know if you need any advice on handling all the attention. I once done a tweet that got 4 likes so know what it's like

@Popkid71 Oh shit I meant to delete it then made a cup of tea and forgot now it’s one of my most successful tweets 😂

@UglyFreight Looking good!

Morning 👋

@Barks79K @UglyFreight Another reason you lost your job in his marketing department

@Popkid71 @UglyFreight 🤣🤣🤣No - he’s an exceedingly annoying dick … 🤣🤣🤣

I like a Cherry Bakewell as much as the next man , BUT I always remove and dispose of the cherry . I’ve always wondered if this was considered normal practice or not …🍒

@UglyFreight @Barks79K I've heard that she throws away the fondant and only eats the fancy

@Popkid71 @Barks79K She better not diss a fondant fancy 😑

@UglyFreight @Barks79K Mr Kipling is fummin hun

@Popkid71 @Barks79K She’s a fraud 😑

Got some things to use up so I’m thinking risotto Red pepper Lime pickle Anchovies My place half an hour anyone?

@UglyFreight @Barks79K So you don't really like a Cherry Bakewell, you like a Bakewell

@Barks79K Blocked and reported mate 👎

@UglyFreight 😂 the old switcheroo

@Popkid71 That took an unexpected turn lad 😂😂

Pensioners on the news worrying about heating their homes when the Winter Fuel allowance is cut. Tough shit, Doris. Shouldn't have pissed all your money away on avocados and takeaway coffees! #WinterFuelPayment #WinterFuelAllowance

@DeFullShilling @UglyFreight 😂