David Pugh

@Avabelly__ Bet you are a lot of fun at parties

To the UPS driver who thought 5 AM was an appropriate time to stroll up my driveway this morning with a package, we need to talk. I woke up to the sound of someone outside my house before the sun was even up, and there you were casually walking toward my porch like delivering boxes in the middle of the night is totally normal behavior. When I asked what you were doing on my property that early, you had the nerve to say you guys “had an early start to the day,” like that somehow makes it okay to show up to people’s houses when the rest of the neighborhood is still asleep. I don’t care what time your shift starts, that doesn’t mean my front porch becomes your personal drop-off station before dawn. And since you decided to do it anyway, congratulations, because now the package didn’t even get delivered. Instead of just waiting until a reasonable hour, you got an earful and ended up leaving with the box. So now you get to come all the way back later today and do the job again. Just so we’re clear, I’ve already contacted the police about someone coming onto my property that early in the morning. Next time you think it’s a good idea to deliver packages before normal people are awake, maybe remember that not everyone appreciates being woken up because you “started early.” To the UPS driver who thought 5 AM was an appropriate time to stroll up my driveway this morning with a package, we need to talk. I woke up to the sound of someone outside my house before the sun was even up, and there you were casually walking toward my porch like delivering boxes in the middle of the night is totally normal behavior.

@TMacPhils so is Tom Kline in the stands tonight? Camera angle not showing the fans. We have a bet if he flew out to this game.

@bendavisnbcs one word dude. SHAVE. You look ridiculous

@TMacPhils holy rain Batman. Coming your way soon huge downpours near Pottstown.

@EllaJeanrz 39

What comes next? 🤔 Can you guess? 🧐

@Padres really you DFA Casty while in Philadelphia? Not even enough class to do it at your home field. Worse yet, while he is in Philadelphia! You guys suck. At least you should have done it before you came To Philly. That’s just low. NO CLASS PADRES!

@Simi_2210_ 127

Only For Top iQ level What's the next number?

@TMacPhils stop talking about Sanchez and the record. YOU ARE GOING TO JINX HIM!!!!!!

@Tironianae Start with the trump family

🚨 BREAKING. Scott Bessent just announced the Internal Revenue Service is launching MASSIVE AUDITS of financial institutions that facilitated the laundering of Minnesota funds. Read that again. Banks. MSBs. Financial middlemen. Anyone who helped move dirty money is about to get TORCHED. For once, the IRS is being deployed FOR AMERICANS FIRST — not against working families. Follow the money. Audit everything. Prosecute whoever broke the law. Music to my ears. Thank you, Sec. Bessent. 🇺🇸 FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

@CBS tonight I watch my last show in your network. Late night show with Colbert. Never again any CBS show. You are weak, and embarrassing to the world.

@Zack_magaig 0

What's your opinion...????👇👇

@Ustroopss Fuck NO! Just go away to a rubber room.

Simple Poll. yes Or No ?

@firstenergycorp WTF? Power went out 6pm yesterday. Said it would be on at 11, then 3 am 5am6am 8am 10 am and Now 12 noon. No answers anywhere. WTF IS GOING ON.

@RealJamesWoods Donald fuckin trump

Who is the most notorious liar in modern political history?

@RepJackKimble Please feel free to leave at any time

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune Did not happen.

108 people in 1 home. 108 votes. 2 dogs. 2 votes. 1 dead woman. 4 votes. @LeaderJohnThune doesn’t care.

@AmesKrebs @lady_valor_07 Keep drinking that kool aid.

@lady_valor_07 Love it! Trump gonna roll in November. Then the income tax is going away and the U.S. economy is going to the moon!

Does this shirt offend you..??

@lady_valor_07 So you fuck 13 year old girls and boys like your idol trump fucker the pervert.

@GrampyJoe1968 @lady_valor_07 Actually it is their salary. If you can’t do at least 20% stay home. Minimum here is $100.

@lady_valor_07 It's a little low, but she still shouldn't have been expecting $120. 15% would have been $55, and that's enough. It's a tip, not a salary.

@AlexanderNews_ No but trump should be fired as well as his whole cabinet

🚨Public opinion poll: In your view, should ABC make the decision to remove Jimmy Kimmel from his current role/show, or allow him to continue. Please share your choice. A. Yes, he should be removed B. No, he should continue Vote now and make your voice heard!