at some point you have to accept that no matter how many times you let a giant spider lay eggs in your butt, daddy will never love you.
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Poppy Pyke
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Poppy Pyke
@PoppyPyke
i'm a vale-y girl in my vale-y world! life as a bastard, it's fantas...tard? whatevs. @ChrysyPyke is my twin sis & @EuronCrowsEye is our hot dad. not a mongrel!
ive nvr even been to mongrolia Katılım Ocak 2012
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don't you hate it when facehuggers mistake your vagina dentata for a mouth?
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@TheAshaGreyjoy stop trying to make turnips happen. they're not going to happen.
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#ImSoSickOf BABIES. they're EVERYWHERE! it's all baby this, baby that, all the goddamn time! i need some variety in my diet! >:(
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@EuronCrowsEye how was your trip? did you fight giant spiders and rape kangaroos? did you get me a koala? :D
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@GregorPartyDude DARKSTAR AND LEM DICKJOUSTED FURIOUSLY, THEIR COCKS CLASHING LIKE THEIR PURPLE AND YELLOW CLOAKS
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@GregorPartyDude "OHHHH GOD IT BURNS SO GOOD RUB IT INTO MY EYES" MOANED SANSA
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don't you hate it when you're just lying on the beach and an octopus crawls out of your vagina?
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