Michael Johnson

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Michael Johnson

Michael Johnson

@PopsMcDaddy

I work in IT but one day I might make a comic strip. Like in a "far side", "peanuts" kind of way. Not in a verb kind of evil way.

Katılım Eylül 2011
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W. Kamau Bell@wkamaubell·
Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian who is as edgy and as offensive as comedy comes, but he also doing it in good faith and in the context of stand-up comedy. And he accepts and understands what he is doing. He is RIGHT ON here.
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Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@KevinlyFather I love how many small but completely unbelievable lies he just sprinkles into every thing he says . "I get that question almost more than any other question" No. No you dont. Theres no way that is true. It is just a sales technique to build rapport and it is tacky.
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KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿
Trump suggests that there's no reason not to think that there's life on Mars. Joe Rogan fact checks him immediately. Trump switches to talking about Chinese balloons. "They never would have done it with me." They did.
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Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@Ronxyz00 As an uncle, i can say this sounds like an awful idea. I have a bunch of nieces and this sounds like too much work. Plus they would make better choices than I would.
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Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@ctv_mack But, has anyone ever came forward and said that they worked on or were involved with any part of that movie. Thats where the whole Mandela effect breaks down for me
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Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
I know i might sound like a homer right now, but how can you have everyone in the booth point out how obvious it was that he touched the ball and then not over turn the call. I think the announcers should be able to double challenge bad challenges.
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
Dear @primantibros: I was already in love with you because of your awesome sandwiches but you went the extra mile here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anissa Zappala@anissa_zappala

.@primantibros refused to let @JDVance in to their restaurant full of customers waiting to greet him. They all paid for their drinks, cancelled their food orders and left after hearing that VP candidate was not welcome. Here was his response #Trump2024Vance #RepublicanParty #GOP

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Jonathan Kramer
Jonathan Kramer@dietkramer·
this is a real game show currently airing on Fox...
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Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@TommyBeer Cowboys right? I mean, the lakers having Dak as a potential starting pitcher might give a little advantage on the mound, but the rest of the laker size wise make for a massive strike zone. Plus has to be easier to find 9 baseball players out of 54 NFLers than 11 NBAers
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Tommy Beer
Tommy Beer@TommyBeer·
let me flip over to ESPN to find out what the most respected NBA analyst on earth thinks about this massive Knicks-Wolves trade... ahhh nevermind, First Take is debating whether the Cowboys would beat the Lakers in a baseball game if LA traded LeBron to Dallas for Dak.
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Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
I just now, 7 minutes ago, learned that Billy Zane didnt play the Mummy in the Brendan Frasier Mummy Movies.
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Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@megynkelly Isn't, and correct me if I'm wrong, Isn't Trump a super rich celebrity. I'm pretty sure he had a TV show and everything.
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Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly@megynkelly·
Amazed they think this Oprah thing is going to appeal to Indep’s. A bunch of super rich Hollywood celebs endorsing Harris - absolutely none of whom understands anything about the working class’s suffering. Emc’d by one of the richest women on earth whose act has grown very stale.
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Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@Dgillbert @MattGertz Ok 1st, i love the name of the cat. 2nd. Nice of her to apologize. 3rd. Maybe, jjjuuuusssstttt maybe consider being less obvious with who you still support for president
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Matthew Gertz
Matthew Gertz@MattGertz·
People who have apologized: 1) The Facebook poster who started the rumor. 2) The lady who filed a police report on her Haitian neighbors only to find her cat in the basement. People who haven't: 1) Trump 2) Vance 3) MAGA media who pushed the story. mediamatters.org/jd-vance/jd-va…
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Michael Johnson@PopsMcDaddy·
@RexChapman Me reading the tweet's text: oh god, im sure it isnt THAT and if it is, there is some room for debate and interpretation Me watching the video: Yep. 100%. That just happened. No room for debate or interpretation
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Scorigami
Scorigami@NFL_Scorigami·
NO 44 - 19 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Every voter should be made aware of this. @realDonaldTrump just admitted he will block emergency disaster funds to settle political vendettas. Today it’s California’s wildfires. Tomorrow it could be hurricane funding for North Carolina or flooding assistance for homeowners in Pennsylvania. Donald Trump doesn’t care about America — he only cares about himself.
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